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Pioneer Sister's "No Blood Keyrings"

    M Clam posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 17:17:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    Here's a product on ebay. It's a keyring to hang off your minsistry bag.

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JEHOVAHS-WITNESS-NO-BLOOD-KEYRING_W0QQitemZ6613386991QQcategoryZ3628QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    I don't see why it doesn't say Attention I do not accept the primary components of blood—namely red cells, white cells, platelets and plasma. However fractions of all primary components are permitted. I'm not entirely sure what that means but if there is a medical emergency then you can always ask the Hospital Liason Committee who are the guys in the foyer in the suits carrying Bibles.

    Maybe there wasn't enough space.

    F tall penguin posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 17:19:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    LOL!!!
    Thanks for the laugh Clam. I really needed that.
    tall penguin

    F loosie posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 17:48:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    Maybe that is how she is financing her pioneer lifestyle.

    That is an exact copy of the blood card...why doesn't the WTBTS shut her down for copyright infringement?

    F alamb posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 17:50:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    You can get one if you send for info. from Circuit Leasing. You also get a little calendar.

    M vomit posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:18:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    Where can I buy a NO BREAST MILK keyring?

    Or a NO WHITE BLOOD CELL PASSED THROUGH MILK keyring?

    Or a NO BLOOD TRANSFERED THROUGH THE PLACENTA keyring?

    Or a CAN I HAVE A STEAK WITH LOTS OF MEET JUICE keyring?

    M Clam posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:23:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    It's all very sad isn't it?

    M eyeslice posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 18:28:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    Can they get all the "I will accept/not accept the following blood factions" on.
    the problem they have with the blood issue is that there are more grey areas than black and white. A simple no blood key ring is a waste of money/time.
    Eyeslice

    Scully posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:09:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    Maybe we should buy her keytags and destroy them, and whenever she has more up for sale, buy them and destroy them too.

    M RubaDub posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:11:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    You would end up throwing away a lot of keyrings as the new light changes.

    Rub a Dub

    M Elsewhere posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:19:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    Sadly JWs are socially illiterate.

    They don't realize that a keyring that has the words "No Blood" actually says "Hey everyone, look at me! I'm a moron brainwashed member of a cult!"

    Scully posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:20:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    Yeah, but we could change the insert to something more Apostate™-Friendly.

    Like: "Ask Jehovah's Witnesses why they send child molesters door-to-door."

    Or: "Does your church send child molesters door-to-door? Jehovah's Witnesses do."

    Or: "Why would Jehovah's Witnesses shut down websites about their beliefs, when they claim to be Champions of Free Speech?"

    M BluesBrother posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:31:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    My dubby family have all got these.. They came from http://www.noblood4u.com/

    M xjwms posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 19:32:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    Attach it to ...

    your ministry bag? HUH?

    and this is not a joke?

    F loosie posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 21:34:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    Or a CAN I HAVE A STEAK WITH LOTS OF MEET JUICE keyring?

    lol that's funny

    Maybe we should buy her keytags and destroy them, and whenever she has more up for sale, buy them and destroy them too.

    If we did that she would think "my what a good thing I am doing" and just keep making more.

    Maybe it should more accurately say:

    in the 1990's I can't have blood

    In 2004 to present I can have all of the blood fractions, just not all the blood at once.

    And if I live in Bulgaria I can have anything kind of medical treatment I want.

    that would be a big but accurate keychain.

    Why Georgia posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 21:44:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    I wonder if this is the new bling bling at the KH!

    Seriously though, what about tromping her faith by reporting her to the WTS.

    It can't be authorized can it?

    Maybe being treated badly by the mother organization would tromp all over her faith in the WTS and make her see the real light.

    Messing with someones income is a sure way to make someone really mad!

    Chrystal

    Scully posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 21:45:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    Maybe we should buy her keytags and destroy them, and whenever she has more up for sale, buy them and destroy them too.

    If we did that she would think "my what a good thing I am doing" and just keep making more.

    True... but think how mortified she would be when she found out that she'd sold them all to Apostates™. Eventually we'd tell her, right?

    And then she'd want to give all the money back... and then we could say... "No, it's quite all right - you see the WTS has been accepting dividends from a Trust Fund that held shares in a tobacco company, so it must be ok for you too!"

    M greendawn posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 22:09:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    The difference between killing an animal and someone willingly giving his blood to save a life is transparently obvious, and the WTS made numerous errors in interpreting the Bible, and that's by their own admission. So the way things will go is obvious.

    You don't trust someone as incompetent as them to interpret the Bible for you especially on matters of life and death.

    M.J. posted Fri, 17 Mar 2006 22:15:00 GMT(3/17/2006)

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    The words,

    NO BLOOD

    are the Witnesses' crucifix.

    M Quotes posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 03:36:00 GMT(3/18/2006)

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    M.J., very insightful.

    ~Q

    TresHappy posted Sat, 18 Mar 2006 03:54:00 GMT(3/18/2006)

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    Where are no blood bumper stickers?

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