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Who Is Jehovah?

    Farkel Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Mon, 30 Dec 2002 03:45:00 GMT (12/30/2002) edit




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    Since 3/14/2001
    Who is Jehovah/Yahweh?
    Thank you for shouting.  Jehovah is an Israelite tribal god.  Period.
     
    Today, there are people who claim he talks to them.  One type of person is locked up and receives daily doses of Thorozine. We call such people "nutballs."  Another type of person claims he talks to them and then kills a bunch of people. We call such people "nutballs." A third type of person claims he talks to him and makes $100,000,000 per year using that claim!   (Benny Hinn, for example.)  We call such people "nutballs."
     
    Benny Hinn has "god" talking to him and then watches people die who trust that god talks to him.  (He get's their money first, though.)  We call such people "dirtbags and scumbags."
     
    The Watchtower Corporation claims that "god" speaks to them ONLY and then takes the money and ruins lives, and lets people die, AFTER they they get the money. We call such people "nutballs" and "murderers."
     
    If "Jehovah" exists, he sure picks a great bunch of folks to speak for him.
     
    Farkel
     
     
    UnDisfellowshipped Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Mon, 30 Dec 2002 07:35:00 GMT (12/30/2002) edit




    Post 1155 of 2564
    Since 8/11/2002
    Farkel said:
    If "Jehovah" exists, he sure picks a great bunch of folks to speak for him.

    Who says Jehovah picked those people?

    You or I could claim that Jehovah speaks to us, but does that mean Jehovah picked us to speak for Him?

    Happy Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Mon, 30 Dec 2002 15:26:00 GMT (12/30/2002) edit




    Post 79 of 103
    Since 12/22/2002
     I think you're missing the sarcasm UnDF'ed
    No_one_shall_know_my_name Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Tue, 31 Dec 2002 14:42:00 GMT (12/31/2002) edit




    Post 1 of 25
    Since 12/30/2002
    If God is so gay when he created the Earth why didn't he make everyone a homosexual.That is a very good point GOD IS NOT GAY just face it it is the truth.
    Gopher Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Tue, 31 Dec 2002 14:47:00 GMT (12/31/2002) edit


    United States Minnesota

    Post 2416 of 11095
    Since 3/18/2001

    GOD created some people heterosexual, some people homosexual, some people who can't decide, and some who aren't either.

    Obviously the Creator is bisexual. He has to understand ALL sides of the equation.

    (Gopher of the throwing my 2 cents in to a ridiculous discussion class)

    Bona Dea Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Wed, 01 Jan 2003 00:10:00 GMT (1/1/2003) edit


    United States Georgia

    Post 163 of 287
    Since 4/16/2002

    Let folks believe what they want...or what they need rather!

    I think it's hilarious that anyone would get their bowels in an uproar about someone claiming Jehovah/Yahweh is actually a group of extraterrestrials who are riding in to see us about May/June of next year.  I haven't seen the actual "evidence" of this Planet X, which many claim is Nibiru (based on Sumerian beliefs...translated by Zecharia Sitchen who claims the Sumerian's saw another planet that is no longer around), but it's not any more far-fetched than any other theories about our creation or our evolution.

    Truth is we are ALL clueless.  One guess is as good as another.

     

    Peace...

    Bona

    gumby Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Wed, 01 Jan 2003 05:26:00 GMT (1/1/2003) edit


    United States California

    Post 2161 of 14424
    Since 7/22/2001

    Reporter,

    Your a pisspoor reporter. Where did you get that name? Reporters state facts.....you state bullshit. Why don't you do a "report" on who Yahweh really was from facts...such as writings and tangible evidence instead of drug induced dreams? I said drug induced as I see your explanation only coming from that direction unless your just plain nuts.

    peacefulpete Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Wed, 01 Jan 2003 11:31:00 GMT (1/1/2003) edit




    Post 108 of 3994
    Since 3/8/2002
    bona dia....It only appears comforting to believe noone knows the answers to these questians. Ignorance is not bliss however, it is pitiable when the the result of disinformation, reprehensible when due to contempt for learning. Learning is progressive yes but forward moving. Leaving behind ideas we once believed to be "gospel" is the normal path of growth. Perhaps what you distain are the fruitless debates over interpretation masquerading as scholarship. I share that opinion if so. Yet this exercise succeeds in creating questions and it may be that this is the first step in honest self evaluation and a hunger for less subjective answers.
    gumby Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Wed, 01 Jan 2003 14:28:00 GMT (1/1/2003) edit


    United States California

    Post 2167 of 14424
    Since 7/22/2001

    PP

     How would you state what you just said in normal english? It probably would carry more weight to bring the linguistic vocabulary used in your post down a notch or two...LOL ( remember.....most of us here are lowlife, whitetrash, uneducated, moronic, x-dubs )

    Gumby

    happyout Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Thu, 02 Jan 2003 21:26:00 GMT (1/2/2003) edit


    United States California

    Post 51 of 979
    Since 12/2/2002

    EXCUSE ME, GUMBY,   but not all of us wish to be called "lowlife, whitetrash, uneducated, moronic, x-dubs" .  After all, I'm black. 

    nakedmvistar Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Thu, 02 Jan 2003 23:10:00 GMT (1/2/2003) edit




    Post 149 of 189
    Since 9/14/2002
    I knew you were all uneducated white trash!!! I just knew it!!!!
    peacefulpete Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Fri, 03 Jan 2003 05:31:00 GMT (1/3/2003) edit




    Post 122 of 3994
    Since 3/8/2002
    What you don't know can hurt you.... People without doubts are people who are good at lying to themselves.Of course it helps if everyone you talk to lies to you as well.
    back2dafront Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Fri, 03 Jan 2003 05:42:00 GMT (1/3/2003) edit




    Post 240 of 503
    Since 11/22/2001

    So what's this about God being plural in the Old Testament?  Any comments on that?  I also saw that on the Raelian website.  Any validity to that?

     

    auntiem Re: Who Is Jehovah? posted Mon, 06 Jan 2003 14:33:00 GMT (1/6/2003) edit




    Post 16 of 104
    Since 1/5/2003

    Reporter...as to your first post...very interesting indeed. I have read some of Zechariah Stichin and I know where you are coming from. Have you ever read about the Sumarian text they found on stone that predates the Hebrew Torah? It is all very good. I think when we look at the Bible as we know it today we have to also take into account other ancient writings that the whole thing was taken from. According to ancient Hebrew myths (which is all written down) Adam had a first wife by the name of Lilith who would not do it with Adam missionary style. She did not want to take the submissive postion but wanted the superior one because she was Adams equal. When he denied her the top position she whispered gods name and disappeared, went to the Red Sea, set up her own colony and became a demon. Allegedly god sent three angels to speak with her and to tell her to stay away from Adam because he was in the process of making Eve who would be submissive to him. Well, later god allowed Lilith to take the lives of the first born of all of Adams decendants unless they did a nice little ritual during the first eight days of life where they drew a circle around the child and wrote the name of the three angels within the circle. I site this "myth" because  I wonder what ever became of ALL the books writen by the ancient peoples, and who was it that picked the books that modern Jews and Christians read? I think all of this needs to be taken into account as well. I also thought it was very interesting that when Jesus was born that other enlighted beings came into this world either shortly before or after. Also the Masons have some pretty interesting stuff too, Charles Taze Russell got a lot of his stuff from the Masons and was rumored to be a 32 degree Mason. Maybe that is the reason for the pyramidology he was into? He has a pyramid at his grave site...very interesting and also look at the WT old buildings with the Egyptian ornamental stuff on it and Charles even put the Egyptian symbols on the outside of his Dawn books. All very interesting and a worth while research project as well. After all folks weren't we taught to ,,,"Make sure of all things",,,?

    Hugs From

    aUnTiE M

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