JUNE 2012 AWAKE!

The new Awake! is up for digestion.

Another 537 BCE article to be shredded - see Page 12

George

A very sanitised account to fit their agenda. Even Jeremiah quoted is hacked down to say what they want it to...

I don't even waste any time on the 607 junk anymore. Such a waste of my time- I'd rather debate something else lol!

They love that Cyrus cylinder don't they? Meh.

I love the flowchart they use on page 15 to persuade kids to read their articles:

Watch 61 p.766-767 Question; "How can a girl guard against temptation in this sex-crazy world.  ...in answer to this question, we can learn about nature and sex from the bovine family of mammals, both wild and tame.  Ordinarily, the male bull would not think of approaching the female or cow for sex purposes.  If he did he would not recieve a hearty welcome, he might be gored by the cows horns.  There is no petting or sex relations permitted because the female is not in physical condition to breed.  The bull seems to understand this, and keeps in his own place.  However, when the female of the species is in a condition to breed, she makes the matter known.  If there is no male in the herd, she will go looking for one and she is unsettled until she finds one, and is then bred by him.  Now she is contented and the end result is a calf...note that the male has no season at which he is not willing to engage in the breeding. 

As with a cow, when a young girl has reached her puberty and is in physical condition to concieve and become pregnant. her sex emotions are greatly aroused...she is likely to become pregnant as a result of just one sexual experience of this kind...there are cases where a girl became pregnant as a result of one sexual interview with a boy...then if a girl understandingly takes care of herself while the ovum is at large and causing sex disturbance, and cravings within her, she will be able to act like a true lady...

That article is always the Best

If they were to actually observe a field full of young cattle they would see a lot of sex play going on. I wonder what conclusions we should draw from that? :) And I wonder what other animals they might think instictively exemplify WT sexual morality. Maybe we should suggest a few.

They already pulled a similar stunt in the November 2006, WT

http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/bible/121323/1/Back-Cover-of-Nov15-WT-Did-Judah-Remain-Desolate

Cheezits...

I had to actually go to JW.org and download the mag to see that Young People Ask article for myself.  I thought you had photo-shopped it....

I was wrong.  It's the real deal.  

un-f***king-believable

What's for supper? See page 26 for details.

That really made me laugh! How long do you have to sink before comparing the perfect lady with a cow? Haha. Be careful now, even talking about sex with a boy might make you pregnant!

mmm GHACH!

Based on the maturity level of teenagers I've observed who are in, or were raised in the bORG these types of illistrations fit the general demographic of the JW youth from 16-21. Just my thoughts

Yes and as i pointed out on another thread Andre is now in "I am happy to say that Andre, my relative,
serves at the East Timor office of Jehovah's Witnesses."

that young people ask caption made me lol so hard!

If they were to actually observe a field full of young cattle they would see a lot of sex play going on

I once saw a calf suckling on a cow. Unfortunately that weren't no cow, it was a bull, and that weren't no nipple the calf was suckling on. 

I also saw a stallion attempting to mount a cow once. Natues has all sorts of things God hates in it. Makes you wonder why he created nature in the first place.

These articles are all rubbish--taking a factoid out of context about the Central African Republic is not going to get anyone familiar with the region.  Eating insects is the least of their problems.  Do the readers even realize that, in central and western Africa, insects carry some nasty parasites?  Do they mention that the grasshoppers have to be cooked well to ensure that they can be eaten safely?  No.  You will not find that in these rags.  Nor will you find other facts, that are even more important, about the same region.  For instance, you cannot enjoy your grasshopper snacks if you get kidnapped or hauled to jail (or bitten by a black mamba snake).

Perhaps humans ought to emulate the description of the cattle's sex lives.  Religion has sucked the joy out of everything, and if anyone is worried about a disease, perhaps religion ought to put the money and psychic power they ripped off from the people into finding cures for them.