"I don't want to be a...

f***ing jehovah's witness you a**hole!" 

I just came home from picking up my youngest son and heard my next door neighbor say that.  This morning I thought I had seen a pair of jws walk by my door twice and I think they left something at her door.  She wasn't happy about it.  *snicker*

take it that was a no then

lol.

My sentiments exactly...

I guess the jws have literature to "burn" by leaving it at not-at-homes.

guess the jws have literature to "burn" by leaving it at not-at-homes.

Yes it should all be burned. 

LD

Yeah, I think it's a "no" too.  As she was walking in her door she said to her boyfriend "Do you know what they believe?" I couldn't hear what she said after but whatever it was I bet it was something that we're familiar with and sounds crazy to outsiders.

What a fine witness!

Wait, I know there's a response to that in my "Reasoning Book" somewhere....

Ah here we are....

"Do you mean, sir, that you are not f***ing interested in Jehovah's Witnesses, or are you merely not f###ing interested in religions in general? If the latter, I can f###ing well understand your g**-d***ed sentiments. Let me share with you a m*****-f***ing scripture about..."

                           f***ing jehovah's witness you a**hole!"

                   Jehovah`s Witness`s are Masters at Public Relations!

                                                                      ....................... ...OUTLAW

That has return visit written all over it.

  As she was walking in her door she said to her boyfriend "Do you know what they believe?" 

Cool!  The word is gettin' out.

 Wait, I know there's a response to that in my "Reasoning Book" somewhere....

Ah here we are....

  sir82.... I'm killin' myself laughin' here! 

sir82....That was Awesome..

I dont want to be a  f***ing jehovah's witness you a**hole!"

LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

"Well, thats OK. Are you saying you do not want to become a JW, or toward religion in general? Ill come back in a week and see if we can pick up the conversation then" I have a nice Awake article on Masterbation I would like to share with you!

New Kingdom Song:

From House to F***ing House,

From Door to F***ing Door.............................

sir82, brilliant!

i believe the official designation is entered as "NI, @sshole"

Sir82, you are f****** hilarious. My m*****f****** hat is off to you sir.

I forgot to ask - Mrs Jones, do you live next door to the Ozzy Osbourne family?

Sir82 - priceless.....LOL............I keep coming back to this thread for a hearty laugh!

I am not clear - are those people considered sheep or goats?

chickpea  LOL!  @$$hole "GOAT" specifically

JWs are pain in the A$$ES, but people ought to be more tolerant.

I let the JWs in when they drop by and I'm always interested to hear them out. They can never answer my questions, but I don't lie in wait for them. Many times I just let them talk and ask general questions. If they want to return more than about once, I begin asking them more challenging questions. I don't want to destroy their faith, but there is such a thing as critical thinking.

I don't want to be a JW, and I really don't want to be an elder like my Ex thought I should be. Come on, honey, you of all people know I can't lie with a straight face!

I guess the jws have literature to "burn" by leaving it at not-at-homes.

I always thought that was to get rid of all those out-of-date issues cluttering up the car.