Foolproof Dating Tip for Men

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    MeanMrMustard posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:12:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    I am prompted to impart this piece of priceless information upon all men, due to the number of dating topics posted lately.

    Some women like to size you up by the animals you like. If given the choice among animals, choose the cutest one. It doesn't matter that you hate them. Just tell her you like cats or ferrets or bunnies.

    That is all..

    Context:

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/social/relationships/220169/1/Foolproof-Dating-Tip-For-Women

    MeanMrMustard

    PaintedToeNail posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:26:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Funny, yet I did that myself. I wouldn't date men who hated cats. From my own trial and error, I found that most men who hate cats have control issues. Cats don't like to be bossed and ordered around, neither do women. Men who hate cats usually love dogs. Dogs will do anything to have the 'master' or 'man' in this instance, give them attention, they will even literally eat shit.

    I do have and love a dog, but this is in addition to having cats.

    00DAD posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:34:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    So girls, what do you say when a man says he wants to pet your pussy ... cat?

    M bigmouth posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:50:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Painted ToeNail, you are clearly a disciple of mine. MMM is shamelessly leading others to the Billiard Room with a piece of lead piping.

    PaintedToeNail posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:20:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Thanks bigmouth! lol!

    00DAD-I once went out a few times with a guy who decided to bring a porn movie to my house, my pussy-cat, Boo, attacked him! Clawed him good he did. Good kitty, Good kitty! I showed the guy the door and never went out with him again.

    M Twitch posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:43:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    From my own trial and error, I found that most men who hate cats have control issues. Cats don't like to be bossed and ordered around, neither do women. Men who hate cats usually love dogs. Dogs will do anything to have the 'master' or 'man' in this instance, give them attention, they will even literally eat shit.

    There may be some correlation there...lol

    On the other hand...

    PaintedToeNail posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:02:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    Twitch-that looks exactly like my Boo, who rescued me from the weirdo!

    M Twitch posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:09:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    :)

    Mine's a silver tabby, is the good natured, friendly type and never hurt anything that wasn't rodentia or avian.

    F mrsjones5 posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:21:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    "From my own trial and error, I found that most men who hate cats have control issues."

    Sorry but I really don't agree. When I married my cat-hating husband I explained the theory of headship to him (have to admit the jw programming was still somewhat there) and he looked at me as if I was crazy and said we'll have none of that our marriage is 50/50. Control issues my ass. We're both first borns. We bud heads every once in a while but neither one of us controls the other.

    And let me tell you, the reason my husband hates cats is because of the reaction he has when he is exposed to them. He can't breathe! And now that he's disabled any exposure puts him down for two days! And don't say maybe he should take something for it. The man's on 22 pills a day as it is. He doesn't want to take any more than he has to and would love to stop taking what he has to now.

    Frankly this theory is a crock of shit.

    I'm not mad, just really don't like this theory.

    M Twitch posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:29:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    Generalizations and stereotypes can be fun and are a staple of comedy. I have and prefer cats and can be a control freak when needed ;)

    In reality, I don't think one's preference for pets is an indicator of what they are like in a relationship.

    M TD posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:37:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    Some women like to size you up by the animals you like. If given the choice among animals, choose the cutest one.

    I've read a variation of that idea written from a women's point of view. The advice was to watch a man you're dating around animals and see how he interacts with and treats them. If he's the kind of person that can put any animal in ecstasy because he intuitively knows exactly how and where to rub, then he probably has a talent for um, well, other things as well.

    M bigmouth posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:10:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    "...he intuitively knows exactly how and where to rub.."

    M TD posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:16:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    LOL - Don't tell me that you don't rub a cat under the chin, on the back of the neck, at the base of the tail, etc. just to hear it purr.

    M Terry posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:25:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    My dating tip is to find a woman who has reasons for what she does and the opinions she holds.

    Also, if she says she "loves that song" but doesn't care who wrote it--I head for the door. How can you LOVE something and not care about where it came from and who brought it into being?

    Women who ever say "Whatever" are accursed.

    Women who get excited about sports I don't want to be around. If they PLAY sports, that's different.

    Never commit to a relationship with a woman until you've seen her VERY ANGRY. That is a great revealer of character or lack of same.

    Women who know how much things cost but don't care about the value...forget it.

    Women who read Romance novels and vampire horror....forget it.

    Women who can actually quote a real poem by somebody born before they were born....grab them immediately.

    Women who go to plays....don't let them escape.

    Women who do needlework....find the exit and run.

    Women who sew their own clothes....hug them and don't let them out of the room.

    Women who actually listen to Frank Sinatra INSTEAD OF Michael Buble' are worth spending your life with. Especially, if they know the difference.

    Women who don't eat meat? Boring.

    Hoarders, collectors, knick-knack lovers----a pox on their houses!

    Women interested in ideas and can talk about them without arguing......a treasure forever.

    Women with patience but who are never late for anything.....solid gold!

    So, now you know why I live alone and have since 2006!

    iCeltic posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:32:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    Fully agree with your last sentence, Terry :)

    M bigmouth posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 01:50:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    to TD.....insert that "hmhmmm" sound here that black women do so well !

    PaintedToeNail posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 03:12:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    mrsjones5-darling! I did say from my OWN trial and error, perhaps it was just me picking toads. I'd like to think that your hubby's hatred of cats, is solely because his immune system freaks out when they are around him. NOT because he secretly thinks up ways to torture the fuzzy dears.

    If I had known the cat question worked so well for me, I could've spared myself a hellacious first marriage.

    I did pop the cat question to hubby number 2, and he actually had his very own kitty. So I knew that he was a good guy. 20 years later, it still is really good.

    Seriously however, the SPCA magazine I used to get, had an article focusing on people who abused animals, cats are a big target of abusers, and they have found that people who abuse animals move on to human targets a large portion of the time. Think Jeffery Dahmer, the cannibal serial killer, he started with animals.

    transhuman68 posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 03:23:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    I've been told it's best not to date a woman who has a dog smaller than a six-pack of beer. Makes sense to me.

    F noni1974 posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 04:25:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    I have 4 cats and we are a package deal. If a man wants regular access to the pussy he has to at least not be mean to the other 4 I have. I made a commitment to my cats when I brought them into my home and I take that seriously. It doesn't mean a man has to love cats it just means he can't ask me to get rid of them or hurt them. If a man wants to make a good impression on me he will accept the cats in my life and treat them with kindness.

    F mrsjones5 posted Tue, 03 Jan 2012 04:31:00 GMT(1/3/2012)

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    Don't get me wrong, I love cats. I had three cats (Kitty, Tucker, and Henry) before I met my husband. I would love to have another cat (and if my husband wasn't so allergic to cats he would let me have one) but I love my husband more. I would pick him over a cat any day. I fully understand my husband's distaste for cats, can you blame him?

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