Foolproof Dating Tip For Women

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    M bigmouth posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 05:25:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    I'm prompted to impart this piece of priceless information due to a few posts on the subject of dating and compatability lately.

    Do you want to be able to predict if the man you're keen on will treat you well ?

    This is my yardstick: Does he love cats ? Find out early in the piece about his attitude toward cats. Some men like aggressive dogs and hate cats, now there's a toxic relationship before you even start. Some men just hate cats, avoid them like the plague. Some just like dogs and not so much cats - they're questionable but be wary. If he likes Labradors and ambivalent about cats, there's some hope. Ambivalency..weeell. I dunno. Maybe stay clear.

    Cats are often portrayed as being aloof, unfriendly, cruel, takers and not givers. These are human characteristics bestowed by people who have spent scant time on understanding how cats behave. Most domestic cats are, in fact, loyal, affectionate and trusting.

    Now here's a couple of provisos; This only works for women looking at men. From my experience, it doesn't seem to work at all for Gay men or men looking for a woman.

    Why do I think this precept works ? The man who likes dogs exclusively requires an animal that will stick with him no matter how he treats it. He can kick and yell at the dog and it will still wag its tail while it cowers. He doesn't care how and why a dog behaves as it does, just so long as it does what he wants. He owns the dog. It is his property. Would he view a wife or girlfriend the same way ?

    The 'cat man" understands how a cat behaves and loves it just the same. A cat will not tolerate mis-treatment and will more often than not leave the home if necessary. A cat will not perform 'tricks' to make the man laugh. You cannot own a cat, you are a member of its staff. The happiness and comfort of a cat are a source of happiness and well-being to the person. A cat lover shows some the attributes you probably want in a man.

    I'm a cat lover and I still play football, drink lots of beer and listen to loud rock music. What a guy !

    Don't take this too seriously

    EntirelyPossible posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 05:29:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Last cats I was around got shot. Dogs too. And deer. Shot a foal colt in the head once. Stabbed a shark in the head that once time. Dove, duck, a few turkeys every now than then.

    Never killed any rabbits, though.

    M bigmouth posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 05:52:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    You aint gettin no woman EP.

    BTW, ever punched a manatee ??

    cyberjesus posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 06:02:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Oh! that is the answer.... Men most love cats. thats it. AWESOME. So guys if you wanna get a woman you must get a cat first. Learn to treat your cat well and then go for the gf..

    theres wisdom in this forum, and not only from the WT magazines

    F mrsjones5 posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 06:13:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Nah, don't believe it. My husband hates cats. Reason? He's allergic to them. I've had my share of cats. I would love to have one right now but I value my husband more than my want of a cat. That being said my husband is a very good hubby despite his hatred of cats.

    EmptyInside posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 06:21:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    I agree,a man must like animals. People who are kind to animals are usually,just kind people in general.

    I understand if they are allergic though,Mrs. Jones,lol.

    M bigmouth posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:06:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    I remember your hubby was allergic Mrs Jones but....Hey! Why are YOU reading a thread on dating???

    F mrsjones5 posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 07:09:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Well I did date my husband before he became my husband. If I had taken your advice when I was single I would have missed out on a good man who hates cats.

    M bigmouth posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 09:09:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Fair enough

    transhuman68 posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 09:12:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Dear bigmouth,

    I have four cats. Should I become a polygamist?

    yours,

    TH68

    sizemik posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 09:18:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    I have four cats and I treat them like dogs . . . they like it.

    transhuman68 posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 09:31:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Mine are spread out like Kool-aid drinkers at Jonestown. I guess a 42 C degree day will do that...

    still thinking posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 11:15:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    I like your advice bigmouth...good as any

    I think it works the other way round too.......my partner said one of the things he liked about me was that I had four cats... ...we celebrated our relationship by making it five.

    Keep up transhuman...five is the new four....well it was until my eldest died of old age...then four became the new five...I hope you are following this trans...it's crucial advice.

    finallysomepride posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 11:18:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    still

    what are u smoking tonite?

    still thinking posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 11:22:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    It's this new 2012 oxygen...I think it's laced with something.......*or it could be the paint fumes*

    still thinking posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:06:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    respect the cat!

    Sizemik...are you sure your cats aren't dogs?...you could be living dangerously if they are cats.

    still thinking posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:25:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    sizemik...are your cats like the one pictured first?

    still thinking posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:27:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    sizemik....are your cats like the one on the right?

    finallysomepride posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:28:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    still thinking posted Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:29:00 GMT(1/2/2012)

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    Which ones remind you of your cats sizemik....

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