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    Glander posted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:24:00 GMT(1/18/2012)

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    A tourist asks an Irishman:
    "Why do Scuba divers always fall
    Backwards off their boats?"

    To which the Irishman replies:
    "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the fookin’ boat."

    botchtowersociety posted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:53:00 GMT(1/18/2012)

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    HAHAH!

    Glander posted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:54:00 GMT(1/18/2012)

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    A cop observes an inebriated man pulling a long length of chain down the street

    "Why are you dragging that chain?"

    the drunk thinks about it for a moment, then says "Did you ever try pushin' one of these things?"

    Flicka posted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 18:32:00 GMT(1/18/2012)

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    00DAD posted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:51:00 GMT(1/18/2012)

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    When the gangster, John Dillinger, was arrested, the FBI asked him, “Mr. Dillinger, why do you rob banks?”

    Dillinger looked dumbfounded. He answered, “Because that’s where they keep the money.”

    truthseeker1969 posted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:02:00 GMT(1/18/2012)

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    A scotsman at the olympics goes up to an athlete carrying a big long pole..

    "are you a pole vaulter?' asks the scotsman

    "no i am russian," says the athlete 'but how did you know my name was vaulter"

    truthseeker1969 posted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:03:00 GMT(1/18/2012)

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    oops wrong posting sorry

    truthseeker1969 posted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:04:00 GMT(1/18/2012)

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    reporter for new prog " how did the deceased get to be buried here'

    interviewee "becasue he died'

    talesin posted Wed, 18 Jan 2012 21:13:00 GMT(1/18/2012)

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    Common Sense

    I can't help but think of Emerson ....

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