Top Tips - what are yours?

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    punkofnice posted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:41:00 GMT(12/8/2011)

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    My top tip.

    Jehovah's witnesses. Stay in your cult by shunning those that disagree with your leaders from Brooklyn.


    SHOE EXPRESS customers. Throw your purchases away and wear the boxes instead. They'll be harder-wearing, more stylish and better fitting.


    Rappers. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place.

    N.drew posted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:03:00 GMT(12/8/2011)

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    Good tips NOT

    Toothbrushes are very good for cleaning hard to reach places. But you never want to make the mistake of using a cleaning brush to brush your teeth. So what I do is tape the handle with masking tape or duct tape which means it's for cleaning. I have more tips, but I can't think of any other now.

    elderelite posted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:42:00 GMT(12/8/2011)

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    My top tip is 25% percent, but she was REALLY special

    M NomadSoul posted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 15:49:00 GMT(12/8/2011)

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    Tip #1

    Do not reply to e-mails from work when you're drunk, you might hit REPLY TO ALL.

    M wobble posted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 21:38:00 GMT(12/8/2011)

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    Never stick your todger in a wasp's nest.

    punkofnice posted Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:20:00 GMT(12/8/2011)

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    N.Drew - We shouldn't brush off the idea!

    Elderelite - That left a tart taste in m mouth!

    Nomadsoul - So the boss isn't a schnook after all?

    Wobble - Why, what happens?

    ziddina posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:25:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    Never argue with a guy about the size of his - uh, "little guy"...

    While we're on the subject, never laugh hysterically when he tells you what he's NAMED his "little guy"...

    punkofnice posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:09:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    El Zid - I hope the bloke isn't getting 'cocky' about it! Ooops!

    MOTORISTS. Always have a hot pie in your hands in heavy traffic. Each time the traffic grinds to a halt, just reach for the pie. The instant you place it to your lips the traffic begins to move. This works especially well with the molten lava apple turnovers from KFC.

    Heaven posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 10:51:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    Never spit into the wind. Don't tug on Superman's cape. And don't mess around with Jim Slim.

    punkofnice posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:25:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    Heaven - Superman exists which is more than can be said for the god of the watchtower(TM)

    CONVINCE your neighbours that evolution is working backwards by not shaving for a week, walking to your car gradually more stooped each morning and wearing a monkey costume on the Friday.

    Think About It posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 13:31:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    1. Take care of your feet.

    2. Try not to do anything stupid.

    Think About It

    Pams girl posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:29:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    Never knock your granny when shes shaving

    Never sit on a public toilet

    Tell those special people in your life that you love them everyday

    N.drew posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:33:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    After not sitting on a public toilet, wipe it off.

    YOU are special Pams girl honey! I love you!

    I hope peace has returned.

    Pams girl posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:39:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    Peace is returned Nancy and all is well Thank you x

    F FlyingHighNow posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:47:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    Joined 9/27/2003 never, refuse a breath mint.

    N.drew posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:50:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    Floss. I say floss!

    Use a tongue scrapper.

    Aussie Oz posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 23:21:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    Be nice to your kids...

    they get to choose your nursing home.


    charlie brown jr. posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 23:23:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    Be yourself at all times.............

    When you can't ....fake it!!!!

    White Dove posted Fri, 09 Dec 2011 23:27:00 GMT(12/9/2011)

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    I never refuse a breath mint, and I take it as a hint

    " be nice to me and I'll be nice to you. It's that simple." --M & m.

    Yes, Oz, your kids will choose your nursing home. Wise advice.

    You won't catch a disease off a public toilet.

    Pams girl posted Sat, 10 Dec 2011 09:25:00 GMT(12/10/2011)

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    Never lick a cactus. Its not as much fun as it looks.


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