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25 Pick up Lines for Witnesses

    sawthelight posted Fri, 25 Jan 2002 22:41:00 GMT(1/25/2002)

    Post 153 of 133
    Joined 6/18/2001

    Subject: 25 Pick up Lines for Witnesses

    1. Nice Bible.
    2. Do you mind if we pray?
    3. Can I share your song book?
    4. I was REALLY impressed with your Watchtower
    comment, did you research that?
    5. Do you know of a public place we can get to
    know each other better?
    6. Is the seat next to you taken?
    7. True Christians don't shake hands, they hug!
    8. I'm practicing a talk, could you be my
    householder/audience?
    9. Hello Bro/Sis, Since we are already "Family",
    Would you consider other options?
    10. What are your plans for tonight? Do you feel
    like studying the Watchtower together?
    11. I'm here to incite love and fine works.
    12. The Bible says "GIVE DRINK TO THOSE WHO ARE
    THIRSTY, AND FEED THE HUNGRY, "How about
    having dinner with me?"
    13. You don't have a service partner? Me either!
    14. You want to come over and watch the
    Society's videos tonight with some
    friends?
    15. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
    16. Hello, Will you be my Shulamite?
    17. Have I met you at an assembly or was that
    just a dream?
    18. EXCUSE ME, I believe one of your ribs belongs
    to me!!
    19. How about greeting one another with a Holy
    Kiss?
    20. You know (SISTER/BROTHER), I wouldn't mind
    studying with you for the rest of my life.
    21. Did I meet you at a "quick-build" last year?
    22. Your congregation or mine?
    23. Are you going on a Witness boat cruise this
    year? Give me your number and I'll get
    more info for you.
    24. So...Do you belong to this circuit?
    25. We need to become fruitful and become many!
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    M Francois posted Fri, 25 Jan 2002 23:10:00 GMT(1/25/2002)

    Post 1342 of 5172
    Joined 3/31/2001

    Those are all to subtle for me. I like something more direct like:

    Do you like apples?
    Good. Let's fuck.

    FT

    M TR posted Fri, 25 Jan 2002 23:12:00 GMT(1/25/2002)

    Post 2178 of 3844
    Joined 9/18/2000

    LOL! Check out this link:

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=16390&site=3#233872

    TR

    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    --Benjamin Franklin, 1759

    sunstarr posted Fri, 25 Jan 2002 23:13:00 GMT(1/25/2002)

    Post 96 of 149
    Joined 8/2/2001

    LOL!! Those were great! #25 has got to be the best. By the way, Francois, do you mind if I borrow that line sometime?

    M Francois posted Fri, 25 Jan 2002 23:27:00 GMT(1/25/2002)

    Post 1345 of 5172
    Joined 3/31/2001

    Help yourself. Or, you could try:

    Sister, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.

    Francois

    M Beans posted Sat, 26 Jan 2002 02:15:00 GMT(1/26/2002)

    Post 52 of 2236
    Joined 10/25/2001

    This is so beautiful!

    buffalosrfree posted Sat, 26 Jan 2002 03:19:00 GMT(1/26/2002)

    Post 167 of 1037
    Joined 3/7/2001

    Simply ask one of the sisters to suckle you!!!!!

    LB posted Sat, 26 Jan 2002 04:06:00 GMT(1/26/2002)

    Post 507 of 3526
    Joined 11/28/2001

    Since so many witness women clean houses for a living....

    Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.


    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

    M Beans posted Sun, 27 Jan 2002 16:46:00 GMT(1/27/2002)

    Post 55 of 2236
    Joined 10/25/2001

    I forgot which Watchtower this was in? Could someone direct me to the year page and publication,or was this in the secret book?

    Beans
    If you don`t have something good to say say it often! "Ed the Sock"

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