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The Flu.....

palmtree67	The Flu..... posted Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:28:00 GMT (11/7/2009)
Post 1075 of 1139 Since 4/4/2009	I read yesterday that, in view of the swine flu pandemic, the regular flu is now called "Piglet flu" You will still feel like crap, but nobody gives a damn. Doctor: "How are you feeling?" Patient: "I feel like crap." Doctor: "Well, your H1N1 test came back and it's negative. Now get out of here, you lazy bastard. Come back when you have a real illness." Patient: "Just because I have the Piglet Flu, I get no respect."

palmtree67

The Flu..... posted Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:28:00 GMT (11/7/2009)

Post 1075 of 1139
Since 4/4/2009

I read yesterday that, in view of the swine flu pandemic, the regular flu is now called "Piglet flu"

You will still feel like crap, but nobody gives a damn.

Doctor: "How are you feeling?"

Patient: "I feel like crap."

Doctor: "Well, your H1N1 test came back and it's negative. Now get out of here, you lazy bastard. Come back when you have a real illness."

Patient: "Just because I have the Piglet Flu, I get no respect."

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