MSDS on women

Lookie what I found:

MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET

Element: Man
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape.
2. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
3. Difficult to find a pure sample.
4. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as fresh young samples.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Attempts to bond with Wo (element Woman) any chance it can get.
2. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
3. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for prolonged periods of time.
4. Pretty basic.
5. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

USAGE:

1. None really, except methane production.
2. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

HAZARDS:

1. In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Quit hijacking my thread! 

USAGE:

1. None really, except methane production.
2. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

HAZARDS:

1. In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

ROFLMAO!!!!

BOTH of you guys well done really Funny!

I was looking for the other one.  The little green tongue that pops out.  Not the one that sorta drools..  

Hmmm

beks has a longer tongue than I was looking for but looks like we were trumped anyway.

Aude, you are aware how this sounds, you little vixen???

Yup.  But too tired to change it so decided to let it stand. 

What's a trump?

What's a trump?

someone who just built a huge hotel in Chicago