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How I learned to mind my own business

    RR How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:25:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit


    United States New Jersey

    Post 3431 of 3597
    Since 12/13/2000

     

    I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
    And all the patients were outside shouting, '13....13.....13.'
     
    The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....
     
    Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!
     
    Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'... 

    Satanus Re: How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:29:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit




    Post 16929 of 17518
    Since 8/31/2001

    Hahaha.  Truly crazy people think everybody else is crazy.

    S

    Robdar Re: How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:31:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit


    United States

    Post 8173 of 9486
    Since 8/12/2001

    LOL

    Good one!

     

    nelly136 Re: How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:33:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit


    United Kingdom England, Kent

    Post 2571 of 3073
    Since 12/14/2000

    snowbird Re: How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:48:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit


    United States Alabama

    Post 10807 of 14063
    Since 5/2/2007

     

    OUTLAW Re: How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:55:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit


    Canada British Columbia

    Post 13711 of 15300
    Since 10/11/2001

     

     

     

                                        

     

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    straightshooter Re: How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:19:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit




    Post 241 of 435
    Since 6/30/2009

    You sure gave us something to think about before prying into others business.

     

    Leprechaun Re: How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:33:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit




    Post 139 of 257
    Since 1/24/2008

    I was in a Bar the other day with my friend, I had a few beers watching the couples dance, my friend said why don't you go ask one of those women to dance, I told him yeah" sure like they will dance with a guy with a fake wooden eye.  He said drink one more beer and ask that fat gal over there, she will dance with you.  So I chugged down the beer, and marched over to her and put out my hand and asked her if she Would like a dance, she looked up at me, and said Wood Eye! Wood Eye!                    I yelled back at her! Fat So, Fat So.  She did not want to dance with me after that.  

    mouthy Re: How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:51:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit


    Canada Ontario

    Post 13318 of 14026
    Since 11/22/2001

    I liked this one

    A bunch of young girls put Viagra in an old mans tea
    Later he went to the toilet...He came out with the front of his pants wet

    "What happened" they asked
    His reply> " Well I went to pee & when i took it out it wasnt mine so I put it back"

    O.K. I am going to my room!!!!!

    Casper Re: How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:53:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit


    United States

    Post 1824 of 1945
    Since 4/6/2001

     

    LOL...  these are funny !!

     

    Good One Mouthy... gotta show that one to Hubby

     

    Cas

    C. T. Russell Re: How I learned to mind my own business posted Thu, 29 Oct 2009 22:45:00 GMT (10/29/2009) edit




    Post 297 of 315
    Since 4/21/2009

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