Information that I'm compelled to Impart!

I like Ben Franklin and I like Wine.

Wine and Water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of  wine... . and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is  wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,  scientists have demonstrated

that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at  the end of the year we would

have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia  coli, (E. coli) - bacteria

found in feces. In other words, we are  consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when  drinking wine & beer (or tequila,

rum, whisky or other liquor), because  alcohol has to go through a

purification process of boiling, filtering and/or  fermenting.

Remember:    Water =  Poop,        Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to  drink water

and be full of shit..

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm  just doing

it as a public service

  LDRNOMO-  You truly have a dizzying intellect on this thread my friend ! LOL!    I always wondered why Jesus bothered turning the water into wine at the wedding feast .  He was getting tired of people farting all night and spoiling the evening .  Better to be lit than be pooping all night !  Cheers to you and your wife! Peace out, Mr. Flipper 

   A toast to Mr Ben Franklin.

Finally I can qualify my excessive drinking

I'll drink to that!

Cheers

Another good reason to drink the good red stuff

Q.  How does alcohol kill bacteria?

A.  It crashes them into telephone poles.