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praying parrots

    John Doe praying parrots posted Thu, 08 Oct 2009 04:39:00 GMT (10/8/2009) edit



    Post 12252 of 13238
    Since 4/11/2005

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have 2 female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

    "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

    They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

    "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment, "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have 2 male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the bible. Bring your 2 parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

    "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

    The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, and she saw that his 2 male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

    There was a stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered."

    asilentone Re: praying parrots posted Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:49:00 GMT (10/8/2009) edit




    Post 2842 of 3152
    Since 3/25/2008

    so funny.

    bluecanary Re: praying parrots posted Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:34:00 GMT (10/8/2009) edit



    Post 1409 of 1483
    Since 6/11/2009

    Good one.

    quietlyleaving Re: praying parrots posted Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:49:00 GMT (10/8/2009) edit

    Turks and Caicos Islands

    Post 3947 of 4040
    Since 6/22/2007

    that was funny

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