Don Rickles on Democrats

Only Don Rickles could get away with saying this stuff.

Hello, dummies! Look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?

Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual.   Nevada  is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.

Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot. Madame Speaker... Want to make twelve bucks the hard way? Pelosi says she's not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame Pelossilini.

Charlie Rangel... Still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel's the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.

Barney Frank - he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider... He and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial system! Let's all admit it... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's right... he's from   Massachusetts  .. That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry -- man of the people!

You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him. Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a "lying weasel", it may be time to retire.. Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the  Clintons  .. Even Rangel looks up to him!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you... Especially given your upbringing.. All you've overcome... I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? Gibbs does his best expositional work in the bathroom every morning.

As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree. Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name really was Barack.. Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record.... He actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. As far as his administration -- what with the tax cheat and lobbyists -- well, in the words of Patches O'Houlihan, "It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there."

With all due respect.

FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"... BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY.

I love Don Rickles, an equal opportunity offender.  I hear that off camara he's a really sweet guy and best friends with Bob Newhart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjnJw99AP7U&feature=related

Would that Gregor practice equal opportunity googling.

Then, he could find out what Katt Williams thinks of Republicans.

Sylvia

Oh lord that is worth a google

LOL ...

Sylvia

Don & Katt are both hilarious. Katt the more so ;) Katt reminds me of a cute little black leprachaun! lol

Ya know I was kinda thing that about Katt but could quite put my finger on it. lol

Po lil Tink Tink........

LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ALHiadIsKo

Well at least he's funnier than Dennis Miller. 

  I didn't think the routine in the first post sounded like Rickles.  It's by this person:

  http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2009/03/don-rickles-roasts-congress.html

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The Madame Speaker and The Pope, however, have seen it all before.

To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to the Pope, “Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
Democrat in the crowd go wild?”

He doubts it, so she shows him.

Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be outdone , considers what he could do…….”That was impressive, the Pope says,
“But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make many people in the crowd, and many around the world, go crazy with joy?

This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.”

The speaker seriously doubts this, and says so. “One little wave of your hand and so many people will rejoice forever? Show me.”

So the Pope slapped her.

I'm sure that's considered funny to people over the age of 50.