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Having fun with the Elders (Humor,Humour)

    StoneWall Having fun with the Elders (Humor,Humour) posted Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:03:00 GMT (10/6/2009) edit


    United States North Carolina

    Post 407 of 418
    Since 7/18/2008

    A friend and I were discussing ways to really have fun with the Elders or make them cringe or very uncomfortable.

    Here are a couple we came up with:

    1) Take cash and get a money order to send into Playboy Magazine as a X-Mas gift for a year's subscription and give

    them the Elder's name and address to mail it to.

    2) In larger cities for a price you can get a nice looking striper give them a strip-a-gram at their residence or place of

    business.

    (Can you imagine them trying to explain either scenario to their wife or the congregation? LOL ) 

     

    Any of you got some ideas on having fun with Elders that wouldn't cost money?

    shamus100 Re: Having fun with the Elders (Humor,Humour) posted Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:14:00 GMT (10/6/2009) edit




    Post 3568 of 3768
    Since 2/10/2008

    No.

    Why would you want to harass someone like that?  I hope you're not serious. 

    Wasanelder Once Re: Having fun with the Elders (Humor,Humour) posted Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:04:00 GMT (10/6/2009) edit




    Post 2041 of 2102
    Since 6/23/2005

    All you have to do it answer at the Watchtower study along these lines, "Jesus never said we should pledge allegiance to an organization for salvation. Its only faith in his shed blood that brings salvation. We don't have to have to report to Jesus what our activity in service was, he knows and only expects us to have faith and be obedient." Then they will really cringe and be uncomfortable. It won't cost a dime either. Oh wait, actually you'll get kicked out too. W.Once

    OnTheWayOut Re: Having fun with the Elders (Humor,Humour) posted Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:16:00 GMT (10/6/2009) edit


    United States Illinois

    Post 9247 of 9676
    Since 9/8/2006

    Print up some literature from some ex-JW's and paper the cars in the lot.

    Invite homeless people from right off the street to the Kingdom Hall.

    Start rumors about how there's an elder in the cong. that views porn on the internet
    (bound to be true, anyway)

    betterdaze Re: Having fun with the Elders (Humor,Humour) posted Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:51:00 GMT (10/6/2009) edit


    United States New Jersey

    Post 1096 of 1130
    Since 2/23/2006


    Why would you want to harass someone like that?  I hope you're not serious.

     

    Juvenile antics.

    Thank you, StoneWall, for reminding me why I could never get baptized into the JW's.

    ~Sue

    glenster Re: Having fun with the Elders (Humor,Humour) posted Tue, 06 Oct 2009 08:44:00 GMT (10/6/2009) edit


    United States Pennsylvania

    Post 487 of 604
    Since 1/26/2007

      I recommend that the primary focus, at least, be on the JWs leaders' efforts
    to substantiate their claims of being the only rule makers of a literal
    144,000--that the best evidence and reasoning supports their dozen or so rules
    meant to establish that exclusiveness.  It's not a sincere difference of belief/
    non-belief choice any more than Popoff made with his transmitter.  The follow-
    ers, including elders, of the JWs leaders or a Popoff are victimized by that.
    They didn't put the "transmitter" there.

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