another Michael Jackson joke... add yours (no accounting for good taste :P

Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff......since McCauley Culkin
stayed for the weekend.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a supermarket bag?
One's white, plastic, and a hazard to children and the other gets used
for carrying the shopping...

Apparently the hospital are concerned about what to do with the
body, as plastic recycling isn't due until next Tuesday .

Reports of how Michael Jackson died are incorrect. He did not die of
a heart attack, he was found in the children's ward having a stroke.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Films?
Disney films can still touch kids

There may still be hope of bringing Michael Jackson back! Apparently
they've sent one of the Charlie's Angels in after him.

 Doctors say that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to
children... again

Michael Jackson's last request was to be cremated and for his ashes to
be put in an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.

They're not blaming it on the sunshine or moonlight at this point, but
apparently the boogie is yet to be ruled out...

MJ's wish was to be cremated, and scattered in the sand-pit, so he can still get inside childrens' pants....

The FBI has raided Jackos house and found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the living room and class 5c in his bedroom.

Michael Jackson’s death is only a PR stunt. At the funeral he will jump out of the coffin and sing Thriller.

Doctors believe Michael Jacksons heart attack was due to a hereditary problem. They think its the result of a defective billy gene

After Michael Jacksons sudden  death Gary Glitter has offered to cover some of his dates: Henry aged 10, William aged 12 and Joel aged 13.

MJ was all set to cancel his UK tour after he discovered that £2000 for a ten year old only applied to the scrappage scheme.

Following the news of Michael Jacksons death, Childline have announced 5000 redundancies.

So so sad. Michael Jackson touched me in ways only a Catholic priest would understand.

Michael Jackson rang the paramedics to report his illness, the paramedic asked how sick are you? he replied…..I’m in bed with a six and a seven-year-old, How sick is that ?

Gary Glitter is going to speak at the eulogy about some of Jacko’s greatest achievements, it’s hoped he’ll touch on his music career also.

What did Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There were 20 of them....

And finally....

I hear that they’re going to salvage the plastic from Jackson and turn it into bubble-wrap so that he can still be the “king of pop” 

at last people on this forum with a sense of humour!!!

laugh it up, we`ll all be dead soon.

Watchtower auction:

Bring the kids to see Michael Jackson's junk and live forever in paradise on Earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i4YvO9QXKQ

Nice picture....

Doing Justice with Michael Jackson - Death, Child molestation - Part 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DrJdO-utX0&feature=related

Michael Jackson - 60 Minutes SUMMARY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQwY4ll1Kfc

The Truth About Michael Jackson's Molestation Trial (A Must-See Footage) - Part 3/5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61raujydrno&feature=related

A boy tried to accuse MJ, but everything was false! must see!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbjqOfA2ieU&feature=related

Michael Jackson's Vitiligo (HE DID NOT BLEACH HIS SKIN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_0zxCCGQ6Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=084VrfNpZJU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y_Fb_sZpRw

jordan chandler's father evan chandler's leaked phone CONVO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlaVZw5h6YE&feature=related

Reply to Evan Chandler's Apology in honor of The Late & Great Michael Jackson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpQo4yWdaso&feature=related

this man knows MJ he confirms that MJ slept on the floor in TOUCHED BY THE JACKSONS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpA0r0Lz2zc&feature=related

LISA TELLS SEX WITH MJ
http://mjjdreamworld.yuku.com/topic/724

please see links and get the word out to the
haters Michael is INNOCENT!!!