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    Neo Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Mon, 05 Sep 2005 19:37:00 GMT (9/5/2005) edit




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    The twelve men who exert control over the lives of 6,000,000 people and who could put a stop to all the harm caused to families if they wanted to:

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    As I said in another thread, most of them started partaking the emblems after 1935. That's a clear sign that there's a corrosion of the "remnant" doctrine, because now most of the Governing Body are considered "replacements" of 'anointed ones who have fallen away'.

    I finally found out the new GB members' ages. The following data shows how old they are and the year they were appointed to the Governing Body:

    CAREY BARBER - 100 1977



    JOHN E. BARR - 92 1977




    SAMUEL HERD - 70 1999



    GEOFFREY JACKSON - 50 2005



    THEODORE JARACZ - 80 1976



    STEPHEN LETT - 56 1999



    GERRIT LOSCH - 63 1994



    ANTHONY MORRIS -55 2005



    GUY PIERCE - 70 1999



    ALBERT SCHROEDER - 94 1976



    DAVID SPLANE - 61 1999



    DANIEL SYDLIK - 86 1976



    Morris is 55 and Jackson is 50! Can you believe that? So, Jackson was born in either 1954 or 1955. Let's suppose he started partaking at 20. That was in 1975(!), 40 years after the "heavenly calling" ended! That's completely embarrassing! What credibility does this doctrine have?? For how long will they rely on the "replacements" cop-out?


    These additions to the GB also prove that it's actually not that hard to be appointed because the condition of being "anointed" is easy to circumvent. Just become a partaker! You can get some ugly looks in your congregation at first, but Jackson began to partake the emblems and kept going on doing this for years until he became accepted. He may even have been considered a weirdo in the first few years but since he was a Society man things eventually falled into place.

    That's the recipe! Start partaking, keep it steady, apply for full time service (become a CO or Bethelite as soon as possible), be an organization fawner, play the politics game and you'll eventually make your way into the Governing Body!

    Neo

    P.S.: (it helps a lot looking to Jaracz as your role model)

     
    Cygnus Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Mon, 05 Sep 2005 19:42:00 GMT (9/5/2005) edit


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    Not nearly the charisma shown by the GB pictures of the '60s and '70s.
    Cygnus Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Mon, 05 Sep 2005 19:44:00 GMT (9/5/2005) edit


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    Also, Barber still thinks the time of the end started in 1799 and doesn't know what the stand on alternative service is.  BTW, isn't he also dead?  Barr has to be near death, who helps him to the Wednesday meetings?
    ColdRedRain Re: Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Mon, 05 Sep 2005 19:48:00 GMT (9/5/2005) edit


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    They all look like corporate boardroom members. Fitting.
    BrendaCloutier Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Mon, 05 Sep 2005 20:07:00 GMT (9/5/2005) edit


    Vanuatu

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    And not ONE of THEM was on the board, erm Governing Body, in 1975.  Ya think maybe in 1975 Armageddon came "like a thief in the night" and took the former GB members to heaven?
    DevonMcBride Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Mon, 05 Sep 2005 20:13:00 GMT (9/5/2005) edit


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    They all have that "Jehovah's Witness" look to them.  I can't put my finger on what it is but there is a certain look that JW's have. 
    sf Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Mon, 05 Sep 2005 21:41:00 GMT (9/5/2005) edit




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    carla Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Mon, 05 Sep 2005 21:43:00 GMT (9/5/2005) edit




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    What's with Morris the THIRD? is that allowed in jw land? sounds rather prideful to me. Trying to keep the family lines going and all!
    RichieRich Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Mon, 05 Sep 2005 21:56:00 GMT (9/5/2005) edit


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    Carey Barber was alive, but not kicking when I enjoyed a noon meal with him on April 15, 2005.  THe pictures are here, just look for my thread on my trip to bethel.
    OUTLAW Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 00:32:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit


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    So these are the guy`s who vote on what "GOD" is thinking..Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!..Fool`s!..Everyone of them!..At least thier mom`s dressed them up nice.They look good enough to bury....LOL!!.....OUTLAW
    BrendaCloutier Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 00:37:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit


    Vanuatu

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    They all have that "Jehovah's Witness" look to them.  I can't put my finger on what it is but there is a certain look that JW's have. 
    Yeah.... Mormons.
    Cygnus Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 00:37:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit


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    Barber was the last GB member I heard give a talk (1996).  He got so many things wrong.  I wonder if it's Barr's or one of the fifty-year-olds to keep him up to date.
    Cygnus Re: Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 00:39:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit


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    Hey Outlaw, they're hanging in there doing a decent job. If it were me or your running the show we'd have 20,000 member not 6,000,000+.
    4JWY Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 00:52:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit




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    Darts anyone?
    4JWY Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 00:53:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit




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    Or, Pin the tail on the donkey??
    OUTLAW Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 00:56:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit


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    Cygnus,they are not doing a good job.They were caught in bed with the United Nations and could`nt be bothered to quit until they were emberassed out.Then they lied about why they quit and why they were there.The organization they run,owns stock in tobacco giant Phillip Morris,and the rand cam engine corp.Rand cam has a contract with the US Navy..They make ridiculous decisions then deny it or leave the elders to take the shit..No they are not doing a good job,and your average JW suffers for it...OUTLAW

    sf Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:11:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit




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    LOLOLOLOLOL!!!  Pin the tail on the ASS!!!  I love it! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

    {{{ Big, wet smoochies for OUTLAW }}}  How the hell are ya babe?  You roasting any dubs for this Labor Day?  {{ hands outlaw a cold beer }}

    sKally
    Cygnus Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:17:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit


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    Outlaw, I agree, but look at all the mistakes the Catholic church made over the years and they're a billion strong.
    TresHappy Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:20:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit


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    They all look extremely boring and if they were wearing white, they'd look like Texas Death Row inmates.
     
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    mkr32208 Re: Update: New Governing Body Pics - Have fun! posted Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:41:00 GMT (9/6/2005) edit


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    They all have that "Jehovah's Witness" look to them.  I can't put my finger on what it is but there is a certain look that JW's have. 
    It's the cheap ass suits, thats why I was a never a good jw too many nice suits...
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