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MAIN STUDY ARTICLE IN THE JANUARY 1ST 2014 WATCHTOWER

    M steve2 posted Sun, 08 May 2005 20:54:00 GMT(5/8/2005)

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    What will the main study article in the January 1st Watchtower be called?

    What or who will be on the cover?

    How many times will 1914 be mentioned?

    How many active (publishers) JWs will there be?

    How old will you be?

    M dmouse posted Sun, 08 May 2005 21:07:00 GMT(5/8/2005)

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    What will the main study article in the January 1st Watchtower be called?

    Trust in the Faithful and Discreet Slave

    What or who will be on the cover?

    A montage of photos depicting war, famine, disease, (but not earthquakes) with the question: 'How near is the End?'

    How many times will 1914 be mentioned?

    Once, when they say that 'Some of Jehovah's people, keen to see the time of the end, wrongly tied their hopes to the date of 1914. We however bring in a heart of wisdom...'

    How many active (publishers) JWs will there be?

    6 to 7 million.

    How old will you be?
    53

    M tetrapod.sapien posted Sun, 08 May 2005 21:10:00 GMT(5/8/2005)

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    : What will the main study article in the January 1st Watchtower be called?

    Date Setting - Is it for You?

    : What or who will be on the cover?

    a portrait of the commander in cheif, Jesus H. Christ. he'll have a kind of lusty look in his eyes, and a smirk that can only say: "suckers".

    : How many times will 1914 be mentioned?

    2520 times.

    : How many active (publishers) JWs will there be?

    the number will have dramatically dropped to 144 000!!

    : How old will you be?

    old enough to know a myth when i see one, aka: 36.

    F Mary posted Sun, 08 May 2005 21:47:00 GMT(5/8/2005)

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    What will the main study article in the January 1st Watchtower be called?

    1914 - 2014: 100 Years Of Bullshit---How Will You Respond?

    What or who will be on the cover?

    Gumby

    How many times will 1914 be mentioned?

    A time, times and half a time for a total of 3 1/2 Times.

    How many active (publishers) JWs will there be?

    Millions; but like Jesus' Return, they'll all be invisible.

    How old will you be?

    I'll have shuffled off this mortal coil long before then.......

    M EvilForce posted Sun, 08 May 2005 21:54:00 GMT(5/8/2005)

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    The Dub's will have finally embraced the fact that Jerusalem fell in 587 BC not 607 BC and use it to recalculate the end. So Christ didn't come back in 1914 but rather 1934.... and in 2014 it's been 80 years and we know a generation is 70 or 80 years...so the end must be within the next year or two.

    M garybuss posted Sun, 08 May 2005 22:15:00 GMT(5/8/2005)

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    1. We are the faithful slave.

    2. The old world is terrible.

    3. Do more service and meetings.

    4. Did we mention we are the faithful slave?


    M steve2 posted Mon, 09 May 2005 06:49:00 GMT(5/9/2005)

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    So, come January 2014 there'll be more of the same from the governing body to the first four questions:

    Main article:

    Jehovah Shows His Love By Holding Back From Destroying the Wicked World

    Second Study Article:

    Showing Godly Appreciation By Not Holding Back From Witnessing About the Nearness of the End

    On the Cover:

    The five remaining active publishers in Denmark.

    Number of Times 1914 is mentioned:

    Zero. Readers might realise 100 years have elapsed since the start of the time of the end. Whole magazine devoid of dates (except on the cover: January 1st 2014).

    Number of active publishers:

    Just under six million. New definition of publisher: Someone who spends at least 5 minutes a week thinking about what they might say to an interested person if the opportunity ever arises; sadly, it hardly ever does; but fear not, JWs can still count time because at least they thought about it.

    M Klaus Vollmer posted Mon, 09 May 2005 07:27:00 GMT(5/9/2005)

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    1914? we never taught 1914 we taught 2014

    M trevor posted Mon, 09 May 2005 08:24:00 GMT(5/9/2005)

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    By then the Watchtower will be published monthly and incorporater the Awake! and KM. It will be called, Jehovah's People. There will be even less words and more big coloured/colored pictures of tame lions and bowls of fruit. Inside will be admonition to avoid all books, newspapers, media or anything that might bring them a step closer to reality.

    There will be advice to shun apostates, and avoid all members who are critcal of the set up. Which will mean missing the meetings as many of them will be closet apostates planning their escape.

    M lawrence posted Mon, 09 May 2005 17:31:00 GMT(5/9/2005)

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    The Generation - 80 Years Of Other Sheep

    M Elsewhere posted Mon, 09 May 2005 17:43:00 GMT(5/9/2005)

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    This Generation - Still vital at 100

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