Witnessing to witnesses tips

I sometimes fantacize saying that:

"If the only people left in the world are going to be JWs, I just wouldn't want to be there."

"If God is who JWs say he is, then God is an asshole and he doesn't deserve me and probably not you, either."

I also dream of handing them copies of Bergman's article, 'Why Jehovahs Witnesses Have Mental Problems' and/or the latest transcripts from Dateline, BBC, NYT, etc., etc.

ROTFL, SYN!  I am so impressed that you answered all my test questions!  Of course, a rank-and-file JW can't answer with the truth about the TruthTM.  It is fun watching them dance around the answer while trying to appear loving and spiritual.

I once suggested to my witness honey that Jehovah could easily solve the "earth or heaven" debate by giving the witnesses the post-armageddon earth, and everyone else Heaven.  That went over like a lead balloon.

Edited by - jgnat on 8 September 2002 13:38:54