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I am annointed ... bow down to me!

kenpodragon	I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 20:29:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Oregon Post 92 of 954 Since 3/23/2002	I am now anointed. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft my anointment in the form of a sword from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Dragon, was now anointed. No I did not do it by exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. No it was done through the woman of the lake. You might have thought you were a autonomous collective, but you were wrong. You are living in a dictatorship: a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes are exploited by me. You might think Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of anointment. Some may say supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Well sorry, you are wrong. I am anointed! Bow down to me! 10 Points to anyone that knows who I am paraphrasing. Take Care Dragon Edited by - kenpodragon on 17 July 2002 16:34:48
LizardSnot	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 20:31:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Georgia Post 458 of 576 Since 9/18/2001	King Arthur got his sword 'Excaliber' from the 'Lady of the Lake' that's all I know Lizard
Cassiline	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 20:33:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Post 849 of 2518 Since 9/7/2001	Monty Python and the Holy Grail (((((((( Kenpo )))))) Edited by - cassiline on 17 July 2002 16:34:58
NeonMadman	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 20:35:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
New Jersey Post 706 of 3330 Since 6/4/2001	Sounds like the exchange between King Arthur and the communistic peasants in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. One of my favorite movies! Just bought the DVD not long ago.
Robdar	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 20:42:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Post 211 of 8558 Since 8/12/2001	Kenpodragon, you are telling me that you are anointed because some watery tart threw a sword at you?
kenpodragon	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 20:53:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Oregon Post 93 of 954 Since 3/23/2002	Robdar Yes the woman of the lake, I was sitting there minding my own business and suddenly the woman of the lake surfaced and threw a sword at me. Yes, it did cut my leg and hurt really bad. After I got the stitches though to stop the bleeding, I realized I was now anointed. Dragon
Carmel	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 21:08:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Oregon Post 954 of 5133 Since 6/2/2000	I guess that's better than having some pigeon come crap on your head while skinny dipping in the river Jordan... carm
joannadandy	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 22:04:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Minnesota Post 401 of 3499 Since 6/6/2002	Who was the moistened bitch?
Robdar	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 22:07:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Post 212 of 8558 Since 8/12/2001	OMG, you guys are so funny! You are cracking me up. Kenpodragon, congratulations on your anointing. May I be one of your knights that join you on your quest for the holy grail? Edited by - robdar on 17 July 2002 18:7:59
heathen	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 22:23:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Texas Post 224 of 7842 Since 4/13/2001	neeeee
kenpodragon	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 22:29:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Oregon Post 94 of 954 Since 3/23/2002	Robdar Sure, but first you must answer these questions three. What is the your name? What is your quest? What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
TruckerGB	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 22:54:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
England, Somerset Post 106 of 701 Since 2/10/2002	Watch out for the holy hand grenade of antioch, Hey Kenpo,I think you will find it was an abbysinnian,swallow,the killer rabbit awaits
Golden Girl	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Wed, 17 Jul 2002 23:29:00 GMT (7/17/2002)
Missouri Post 150 of 1237 Since 2/6/2002	When you put yourself up so high....you have so far to fall! JMO....Golden Girl Edited by - Golden Girl on 17 July 2002 19:31:58
kenpodragon	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Thu, 18 Jul 2002 00:03:00 GMT (7/18/2002)
Oregon Post 95 of 954 Since 3/23/2002	TruckerGB I would take your advice, but the illustrator has died of a sudden heart attack. Just remember I am anointed, you can tell because I am the only one that does not have shit all over them. (Sorry about the language, but it is a quote from the movie) I really know this movie way to well. Dragon Edited by - kenpodragon on 17 July 2002 20:4:58
Robdar	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Thu, 18 Jul 2002 03:19:00 GMT (7/18/2002)
Post 213 of 8558 Since 8/12/2001	Okay Bridge Keeper, I am not afraid. 1. Robdar the Brave. 2. I seek the Holy Grail. 3. African or European?
kenpodragon	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Thu, 18 Jul 2002 04:13:00 GMT (7/18/2002)
Oregon Post 96 of 954 Since 3/23/2002	I don't know that .... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Big Tex	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Thu, 18 Jul 2002 04:25:00 GMT (7/18/2002)
Texas Post 12 of 13359 Since 2/17/2003	Yes, but what is the flying weight of a swallow carrying a coconut?
kenpodragon	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Thu, 18 Jul 2002 06:50:00 GMT (7/18/2002)
Oregon Post 99 of 954 Since 3/23/2002	It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
11thHour	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Thu, 18 Jul 2002 09:50:00 GMT (7/18/2002)
Post 5 of 13 Since 7/18/2002	If you want me to bow down to you, Do I have to kiss your feet? They smell bad... No thanks.....
Prisca	Re: I am annointed ... bow down to me! posted Thu, 18 Jul 2002 09:52:00 GMT (7/18/2002)
Victoria Post 3729 of 7300 Since 12/16/2000	11th Hour - why dont you wash his feet, like Jesus did?

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