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    The Searcher posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 10:14:43 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    It's got to be something related to the 100 years passing of 1914 - something to to keep the sheeple in expectation and motivated, because people I speak to are getting rapidly disillusioned and are seriously de-motivated!

    So just give 'em a theme which will revive their lost faith in false predictions and promises about the end being so close!

    "Encourage One Another......As You Behold the Day Drawing Near!" (Hebrews 10:25)

    M besty posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 11:19:31 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    "jw.org - browse, obey and be blessed"

    just remember - B.O.B.B

    Finkelstein posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 12:10:10 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    "Stay Spiritualy Strong through Lies and Corruption"

    DATA-DOG posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 13:24:23 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    Give your valuable things to Jehovah.

    The beauty of gray-headedness.

    Is it later than you think?

    Serving with Joy, despite trials!

    Imitate their Faith! [ Special emphasis on donating your assets to the society, and living in a tent like Abraham. ]

    Seriously. Imagine car-loads of JWs making the trek to Warwick. Tent cities surround the complex as far as the eye can see. Then, ...... Nothing happens.

    wasblind posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 13:37:35 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    THE END IS NEAR. DON'T BLINK. YOU'LL MISS IT

    WTWizard posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 14:15:49 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    Obey Jehovah--Contribute to Global Slavery!

    Fight the Golden Age! Obey Jehovah!

    wallsofjericho posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 14:32:25 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    Listen, Obey and Be Blessed!

    I LOATHE that expression!! :P

    eyeuse2badub posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 14:35:44 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    JW.ORG--We Can Now Accept Fractions of the Internet!

    eyeuse2badub

    M sir82 posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 15:05:26 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    "Do More, You Miserable Worms!"

    Ding posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 15:09:24 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    How about, "New Light! It's One Generation From 2014, not 1914..."

    EndofMysteries posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 16:35:34 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    "Put Your Trust In Jehovah's Shepherds"

    "Flee From False Teachers"

    "I Come Not To Bring Peace, But To Divide"

    "Kiss The Son Governing Body Lest God be Angry"

    EndofMysteries posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 16:52:22 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    It's actually going to be held on jw.org, a live stream, each weekend for certain districts (or so they are told)

    On the left and right of the page there will be donation box graphics where if you click on it, you can use any credit card, paypal, etc to make a donation and have a tax deduction receipt printed.

    On the top and bottom borders of the live stream will be continuous scrolling spiritual slogans, "Trust in the FDS", "Obey the elders", "Give more and be blessed!" etc.

    At the end of the 3 days of the spiritual buffet, the speaker will be sure to mention in a falsified report, "Expenses for this wonderful spirtual food this weekend have amounted to $400,483. Donations received are $20,473. (in a pathetic pitiful voice) Thank you for your support with Jehovah's program" - thereby guilting everyone to give more or donate again.

    Finkelstein posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 17:38:46 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    " New Light, Jesus returns in 2014, not 1914 "

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    " We Today Are The New Generation to Witness the Signs "

    M RubaDub posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 19:10:40 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    "All Major Credit Cards Accepted"

    Rub a Dub

    Finkelstein posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 19:55:24 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    "Jehovah Accepts VISA Everywhere You Want To Go "

    M heathen posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 20:03:37 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    ohhh yeah ... ( picture of the koolaid pitcher crashing through a wall ).... the benefits of cianide in our diet ... blah blah

    EndofMysteries posted Mon, 06 Jan 2014 23:42:11 GMT(1/6/2014)

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    "Only use one papertowel sheet per visit to the restroom"

    "Lunch is allowed to be a bagged lunch with bottled water and dried fruit or nuts, no soda and other unchristian junkfood like doritos"

    "Only stay at society approved hotels or they won't continue to give the discount if they find out others are going to non approved hotels" (Only go to society approved hotels even if more expensive and even if the ones close by are sold out and the rest on the list are an hour away, because we won't get our 10% commission on your room charges if you don't)

    M processor posted Wed, 08 Jan 2014 20:44:09 GMT(1/8/2014)

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    2013-2014 DC God's Word is Truth

    2014-2015 DC God's Word was Truth

    2015-2016 DC The Watchtower is Truth

    M frankiespeakin posted Thu, 09 Jan 2014 02:18:52 GMT(1/9/2014)

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    "Spurning A Higher Education From Satan In Favor Of A Lower Education From Jehovah"

    dazed but not confused posted Thu, 09 Jan 2014 03:32:31 GMT(1/9/2014)

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