Stupid Qoutes From Traveling Overseers! COs, DOs At Work!.

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    Bubblegum Apotheosis posted Thu, 26 Apr 2012 07:15:00 GMT(4/26/2012)

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    When your Circuit or District Overseer spoke the above statement "TURN AROUND AND BEHOLD YOUR LOYAL BROTHERS AND SISTERS, THEY ARE YOUR REAL FAMILY!"

    Some of the most outgoing elders in the Kingdom Halls are still lonely, sisters who put the needs of others are burned out and depressed.

    So how come they don't feel the way Circuit O does? "YOU ARE THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!", no matter how many times it's repeated, it does not make it true!

    How stupid does the Organization think the common Witness is, do they think we are all one big happy screwed up family?

    "The Kingdom Hall Is The Safest Place On Earth" I love that twisted qoute as well.

    "There is more than enough education in the Watchtower and Awake for the jobs you will be working!"

    M steve2 posted Thu, 26 Apr 2012 07:23:00 GMT(4/26/2012)

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    All their repressive quotes can be summed up in one sentence:

    "Brothers and sisters, you should be grateful for all Jehovah's organization does for you".

    ziddina posted Thu, 26 Apr 2012 07:56:00 GMT(4/26/2012)

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    seeing double

    Threads, that is....

    Bubblegum Apotheosis posted Thu, 26 Apr 2012 08:01:00 GMT(4/26/2012)

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    Let this tread die, Double Double, Sorry Steve!

    Aussie Oz posted Thu, 26 Apr 2012 09:56:00 GMT(4/26/2012)

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    Circuit and district droids do not have to live in the real world.

    oz

    Alfred posted Thu, 26 Apr 2012 10:38:00 GMT(4/26/2012)

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    I think my biggest "wtf" moment was when a CO said that the "signs in the heavens" are mainly military satellites. he than clarified that this may also include military planes, missles, etc...

    (but he didn't say "could be" or "might be"... he said that they are military satellites... mainly)

    M fokyc posted Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:11:00 GMT(4/26/2012)

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    A CO recently told me:

    "Elders and Ministerial Servants are 'Spirit appointed men' and would never lie!"

    breakfast of champions posted Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:59:00 GMT(4/26/2012)

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    We had a CO years ago who was into Satanism. He once showed me a list of demon names who are active around the world and what their specialties were. I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually a Satan worshiper- he was WAY too familiar with the stuff. Guy was a total whack.

    I'm having an I-shoulda-known-better moment right now. . .

    notjustyet posted Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:19:00 GMT(4/26/2012)

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    He said,.

    I think my biggest "wtf" moment was when a CO said that the "signs in the heavens" are mainly military satellites. he than clarified that this may also include military planes, missles, etc...

    (but he didn't say "could be" or "might be"... he said that they are military satellites... mainly)

    _________ I would be like, "You've been reading "Crisis of Conscience" by Ray Franz haven't you, come on now, you can admit it."

    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb posted Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:11:00 GMT(4/26/2012)

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    Sorry I don't remeber any, I try NOT to listen when they speak.

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