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Things they do to impress the CO

    not bitter posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:40:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    Its the CO visit in my parents cong this week. I saw them early this morning just as they were getting ready to go out in field service and my mother said ''we really should have gotten a hair cut before this visit''

    Mum was dolled up to the nines to go out on service. More so than usual. She looked like she was going to afternoon tea at The Savoy. I had to chuckle to myself.

    Dad is going to get a hair cut this afternoon before the memorial.

    just thought it was really funny.

    blond-moment posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:44:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    I do find it funny/creepy now. They really get in a flutter. Giggle like school girls, fight over who gets to make him lunch, dinner, etc. They have a rock star visiting....and all the want to do is touch him.

    M insearchoftruth posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 11:53:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    And people are not supposed to worship idols..........sigh

    Sapphy posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:02:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    I find lately though that people aren't willing or able to have the CO and COW stay with them for the visit.

    designs posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:04:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    Usually the Elder's wives aux. pioneer that month.... or show up to all of the meetings that week.

    M jookbeard posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:13:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    have to chuckle the way they punish themselves for a week all for a jumped up ass

    M DaCheech posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:35:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    And people are not supposed to worship idols..........sigh

    Amen!

    M jookbeard posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 12:36:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    we have no clergy class!

    M DaCheech posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:05:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    keep on repeating after me:

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    We have no Idols! We have no clergy class!

    M DaCheech posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:06:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    We have no child baptism!

    We have no child baptism!

    We have no child baptism!

    We have no child baptism!

    We have no child baptism!

    We have no child baptism!

    M DaCheech posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:06:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    We have no........

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    M jookbeard posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:37:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    plates passed around

    M wha happened? posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 13:39:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    yea the whole CO ass kissing scene is really funny.

    WTWizard posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 14:53:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    I think I would rather worship Satan and his demons. At least they don't demand slavish worship like Jehovah and his filthy angels (and hounder-hounders) do.

    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb posted Thu, 05 Apr 2012 21:08:00 GMT(4/5/2012)

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    I've always thought it to be deceitful how everyone gets all theocraptic during the visits, like saying, "hey lets trick the guy so he doesn’t know how we really are".

    Oh and don’t forget to clean your house, wash your car, beat the shight out of your kids so they’ll behave, buy a shiny new outfit, get a haircut and put on your cheesy plastic happified smiles because the CO, I mean God is watching.

    M jookbeard posted Fri, 06 Apr 2012 14:22:00 GMT(4/6/2012)

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    pandering to his ridiculous dietary demands

    punkofnice posted Fri, 06 Apr 2012 15:41:00 GMT(4/6/2012)

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    You should have been at the pre CO elder's meeting I've been to. It was like awaiting the arrival of the school bully and you did your best to make sure he didn'tgive you a spiritual wedgie beore he kicked you in the coblers.

    When the Circus Oversneer visited he was oten a bulyboy n the elder' meetings. If the PO (now CoBE), go a bollocking so would the eldubs!

    I rarely met a nice CO, most were ignorant b@stards and I'm not joking either.

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