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New name for Awake! magazine
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New name for Awake! magazine
posted Sun, 01 Apr 2012 23:50:00 GMT
(4/1/2012)
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  Post 1690 of 1767 Since 8/9/2003 |
I told my son that the Society is reducing the size of their public edition from 32 pages to 16 pages. He asked if they will now call it "Half Awake!" Of course, it could be "Half Asleep!" |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:11:00 GMT
(4/2/2012)
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 Post 1368 of 3210 Since 5/30/2011 |
I like that! |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:31:00 GMT
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 Post 29 of 82 Since 3/10/2012 |
"Half Awake!" Spot on, lol. |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:34:00 GMT
(4/2/2012)
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 Post 252 of 285 Since 11/26/2011 |
I still call it kindling. |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:49:00 GMT
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 Post 13096 of 14546 Since 5/10/2007 |
What about half a "university education"? |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:58:00 GMT
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 Post 3482 of 4492 Since 5/13/2009 |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:03:00 GMT
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 Post 8727 of 11721 Since 6/25/2009 |
Half asleep = Drowsy. I placed 4 drowsies this morning, I can feel Jerkyhoover's blessing! |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:55:00 GMT
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 Post 1600 of 1772 Since 7/18/2010 |
I'll be happy when theres a 'no awake' or 'quarter awake'. |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:55:00 GMT
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 Post 253 of 494 Since 11/28/2011 |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:09:00 GMT
(4/2/2012)
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Post 1373 of 3210 Since 5/30/2011 |
"Semiconscious" |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:24:00 GMT
(4/2/2012)
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Post 1605 of 1772 Since 7/18/2010 |
LMBAO @ Semiconscious! |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:25:00 GMT
(4/2/2012)
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Post 1606 of 1772 Since 7/18/2010 |
Or 'Never wake up' |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:06:00 GMT
(4/2/2012)
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 Post 505 of 752 Since 4/17/2009 |
It's cut in half, surely it should be the AWA! magazine, along with the new reduced Watchtower (WA?) Good morning, nice to find you at home, we're just offering the new WAAWA magazines. Makes as much sense as anything else. |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:13:00 GMT
(4/2/2012)
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 Post 2178 of 5851 Since 7/29/2011 |
Semi-conscious |
insearchoftruth
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:15:00 GMT
(4/2/2012)
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 VirginiaPost 1734 of 1794 Since 2/9/2006 |
What about half a "university education"? Maybe 'associates Awake'? |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 19:14:00 GMT
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 Post 78 of 342 Since 5/28/2010 |
What about half a "university education"? .............. WTWizard, I thought of the same thing the other day. If reading Awake and WT = 4-year "university education" (which is now "strongly discouraged"), maybe they needed to cut them in half so that now reading Awake/WTs equal a 2-year degree...which is perfectly acceptable.
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:47:00 GMT
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 Post 458 of 1233 Since 2/3/2012 |
Asleep At The Wheel Caption: Tired and still driving around trying to find jayhoover's damn king-dumb off the bad directions jeebus left. |
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Re: New name for Awake! magazine
posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:18:00 GMT
(4/2/2012)
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 Post 743 of 2920 Since 5/9/2011 |
One eye half open, one firmly shut. |
