New name for Awake! magazine

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    Bonnie_Clyde posted Sun, 01 Apr 2012 23:50:00 GMT(4/1/2012)

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    I told my son that the Society is reducing the size of their public edition from 32 pages to 16 pages. He asked if they will now call it "Half Awake!"

    Of course, it could be "Half Asleep!"

    breakfast of champions posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:11:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    I like that!

    Magi posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:31:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    "Half Awake!" Spot on, lol.

    ex360shipper posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:34:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    I still call it kindling.

    WTWizard posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:49:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    What about half a "university education"?

    Found Sheep posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:58:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    cantleave posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:03:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    Half asleep = Drowsy.

    I placed 4 drowsies this morning, I can feel Jerkyhoover's blessing!

    Joliette posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:55:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    I'll be happy when theres a 'no awake' or 'quarter awake'.

    Flat_Accent posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:55:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

    breakfast of champions posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:09:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    "Semiconscious"

    Joliette posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:24:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    LMBAO @ Semiconscious!

    Joliette posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:25:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    Or 'Never wake up'

    Sapphy posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:06:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    It's cut in half, surely it should be the AWA! magazine, along with the new reduced Watchtower (WA?)

    Good morning, nice to find you at home, we're just offering the new WAAWA magazines.

    Makes as much sense as anything else.

    00DAD posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:13:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    Semi-conscious

    M insearchoftruth posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 16:15:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    What about half a "university education"?

    Maybe 'associates Awake'?

    respectful_observer posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 19:14:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    What about half a "university education"?

    ..............

    WTWizard,

    I thought of the same thing the other day. If reading Awake and WT = 4-year "university education" (which is now "strongly discouraged"), maybe they needed to cut them in half so that now reading Awake/WTs equal a 2-year degree...which is perfectly acceptable.

    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 21:47:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    Asleep At The Wheel

    Caption: Tired and still driving around trying to find jayhoover's damn king-dumb off the bad directions jeebus left.

    Chariklo posted Mon, 02 Apr 2012 22:18:00 GMT(4/2/2012)

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    One eye half open, one firmly shut.

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