One day at KH

A few minutes before the service started, the congregation was sitting in their chairs and talking.

 Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the KH.  Everyone started screaming and running for the

 back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon the Kh was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his chair without moving,

 seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to

 the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

The man replied, 'Yep, sure Do!   'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked, 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
 
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
 
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man in an even tone.
 
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?'  persisted Satan.
 
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
 
'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.  "Nope,' said the old man.
 
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
 
The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'

Ha.....very good. Got me laughing.

GOOD ONE!!!!!

Tee hee hee! 

Was this ripped off from Christendom?  Sounds like something that can easily be placed in a church rather than a KH.

Still funny though.