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One day at KH

    is there help out there One day at KH posted Fri, 16 Apr 2010 13:20:00 GMT (4/16/2010) edit


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    Post 384 of 403
    Since 9/30/2007


    A few minutes before the service started, the congregation was sitting in their chairs and talking.

     Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the KH.  Everyone started screaming and running for the

     back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

    Soon the Kh was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his chair without moving,

     seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to

     the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

    The man replied, 'Yep, sure Do!   'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked, 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
     
    'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
     
    'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man in an even tone.
     
    'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?'  persisted Satan.
     
    'Yep,' was the calm reply.
     
    'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.  "Nope,' said the old man.
     
    More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
     
    The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'

    iknowall558 Re: One day at KH posted Fri, 16 Apr 2010 13:22:00 GMT (4/16/2010) edit




    Post 822 of 951
    Since 3/26/2009

    Ha.....very good. Got me laughing.

    peaches Re: One day at KH posted Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:33:00 GMT (4/16/2010) edit




    Post 175 of 550
    Since 2/28/2010

    GOOD ONE!!!!!

    Heaven Re: One day at KH posted Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:41:00 GMT (4/16/2010) edit




    Post 2099 of 4599
    Since 4/16/2009

    Tee hee hee! 

    garyneal Re: One day at KH posted Fri, 16 Apr 2010 16:43:00 GMT (4/16/2010) edit




    Post 958 of 3236
    Since 9/5/2009

    Was this ripped off from Christendom?  Sounds like something that can easily be placed in a church rather than a KH.

    Still funny though.

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