Short Men... and their refusal to use the Short Uninals... a threat to all of human civilization.

I have recently noticed a very fascinating phenomenon in men's restrooms:  Short men always use the "Tall" urinals, even when it violates the "Unspoken Social Contract of Using the Restroom" for men (ladies, please view the entire instructional video below before asking any questions).

I was suspicious that the short guys were doing this, but this morning I found conclusive evidence in the form of a short man blatantly violating the "Unspoken Social Contract of Using the Restroom" for men this morning at work.  I was quite shocked and taken aback at this guy's blatant disregard for the rules (thereby threatening all of civilization as we know it) by using the wrong urinal.

Here at work most men follow the social contract and use the urinal that is furthist from the door, which happens to be a "short" urinal for short people.  Just a moment ago I walked into the restroom only to find a short man using the "tall" urinal that was CLOSEST TO THE DOOR despite the fact that the "short" urinal was available. 

I was so shocked at this blatant disregard for all that preserves civilization that I stumbled back with a profound dizzy sensation in my head.  I had to grab a stall door to steady myself for fear of falling on the floor. 

Unspoken Social Contract of Using the Restroom 

These truly are the Last Days!

I've seen tall men have to use the short urinals as a result. Not a pretty picture.

And for god's sake, you don't have to use the urinal right next to me when there are others available.

I just use the floor--there's aways a spot available. 

I just use the floor--there's aways a spot available.

I won't use the floor, unless there is a drain for the urine to go down. I have some class you know.

Yup... all the holes lead to the same pipes.

Y'all so nasty!

Sylvia

You just have to watch for splatter.  If you go straight onto the floor, you're going to get wet pant legs.  If you hit the wall beside the floor about six inches from the ground, the stream will tend to dissipate without the annoying splatter. 

>  If you go straight onto the floor, you're going to get wet pant legs.

Yup... and the #1 rule of urinating:  A man will piss on anything, except for his own leg. 

^{1 Kings 16:11}And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.   KJV

Tee hee hee.

Sylvia

I like moving targets...ants, roaches, etc. I tend to forget all about the urinal if there are moving targets.

Is it safe to chew the gum that's in there, once it's been washed from flushing?

I'm a short guy, only 5-6" and I never use the urinals if I can avoid it, because I am short my very substancial genitalia is in ample view of all the gigantors out there, sure the "holy cow" and the "damn dude that's huge" can be viewed as flattering, it nevertheless makes me feel very uncomfortable.

And the calls of "tripod" and all the horse sounds as I leave are totally uncalled for !!

Thanks for posting the Educational video Elsewhere.

I started to say, "You all should be glad you can GO in urinals and don't have to wait in the asininely long lines like we women do (and note, it TICKS ME OFF when the ladies won't bother to LOOK... under the doors????... and see if the dang stall is EMPTY... but instead just stand there, whites of their eyes growing yellower and yellower... using someone's vacation of a stall as the ONLY indication that is it, indeed, now empty.  My diabetic kidneys scream, "Look, dangit!   On occasion, I look... and then just walk on past 'em, relishing in the memory of popping eyes and gaping mouths as I give my kidney some relief.  I digress.)...

BUT... I almost couldn't stop laughing!!  FUNNY thread.

Peace!

SA, on her own... and finding it interesting, Miz Silvie, that you and I even felt the need to respond to this thread...

Exceptions to talking during....

At a football game, when someone wearing the visiting teams jersey comes in... He's fair game at the line and in the trough... Otherwise, please, stare straight ahead, and don't ask me about the crazy weather... please???

Btw, hillarious thread. And I am sorry to say, but PSacramento will now be known as PSac from now on... (jk bro....)

PSac.  THAT is funny!!!

Gotta love short men.  They get mad easily.

PSacramento, I hear ya.I have the same problem.I actually don't mind all the jaw dropping and clapping though.

What is this with little men and big dicks. They always have something to prove.