The ideal JW Sister is...

please fill in the blanks...

from my experiance i would say: " silent, depressed, out all hours in the minstry and only gives birth to males ( potencial MS's Elders etc)

She should be a little bit ugly, otherwise she might distract elders during public talk.

If it happens she is not ugly, she should be seated in the back row during the talk...

Albert

If she is married she should be ambitious for her husband.  Behind every good M.S/elder there's an ambitious elderette pulling the strings.

 Behind every good M.S/elder there's an ambitious elderette pulling the strings.

...and writing 'his' talks

...and gossiping about JC her husbands just been on

unhappy?

But I think thank they deep down think they are a bit better than the other, non elders wifes....

I so much wanted to be one myself but my husband were never well enough and inactive for many years. Can't believe that was my dream??

Good I've other dreams nowadays

Looks like she just stepped off the pages of Victoria Secret, is submissive to the point of slavery, regular pioneers w/o complaint, is codependent and wants nothing more then to make her MAN look good to the 'cong'.

Lady in the street - FREAK in the bed! -hahahahaha

--sexually repressed.  lol  Heaven forbid she participate in any type of 'porneia' with her husband behind closed doors.   

sorry-duplicate post. 

The ideal JW sister is any who stay far away from me.

She is so awkard around men that she can't even look at one without turning red in the face and stifling the giggles. She wears floral print skirts and beige color blouses. She looks like the one featured in the Awake magazing a few years ago on how a woman ought to dress for the office. No shape to her body whatsoever.

sexually repressed

• Has fibromialgia
• allergic to all smells
• Hypoglycemic
• addicted to pain killers (this helps her be more submissive)
• loves talking about her latest bout with dysentery
• In service every morning with all her kids, even though she claims she is homeschooling them

...like Bonnie Heath, willing to do "whatever it takes" to advance "Kingdom Intersex".

"Oh, you've been a naughty Sister now, haven't you? You're going to need to repent and ask forgiveness..."

No shape to her body whatsoever.

Ah yes. The typical stick-figure elders wife. Completely genderless to the casual observer.

W

... is fading.

... kneeling before her husband, with her mouth firmly shut. 

"Looks like she just stepped off the pages of Victoria Secret, is submissive to the point of slavery, regular pioneers w/o complaint, is codependent and wants nothing more then to make her MAN look good to the 'cong'.

Lady in the street - FREAK in the bed! -hahahahaha"

one who has turned apostate and is about to da herself

Sweet, quiet, agrees with everything, wears ankle-length, swirly, full skirts, long hair, just a trace of make up, describes "scriptural submission" as being honorable, auxiliary pioneers because her Chronic Fatigue Syndrome/fibromyalgia/depression/eating disorder/allergies/Epstein-Barre Syndrome prevents her from regularing but she's a regular pio in spirit.

She's eighteen, lives at home (after that recent drama, she'd NEVER move out on her own until she's married) and actually has some artistic/academic/creative/scientific ability but shunned higher education and now works two mornings/week answering the phone/shredding paper/cleaning toilets/clearing tables/stuffing envelopes for an elder's accounting/cleaning/detailing/HVAC/construction/used car sales business, but its okay because her parents support her.  She's learning Spanish/Russian/Punjabi/Chinese/Eritrean so she can serve where the need is greater with the foreign language group that meets in another KH that's only 5/8/10/15 miles away.

She'll shortly be married to another 18 year old...or a 40 year old.

Hey Cadellin,

Were you in my hall too?  LOL  Cause that just about describes every "perfect" sister we had lol