Everything You Wanted To Know But Were Afraid To Ask (t.f.d.s.)

Ok, you read the topic so ask me and I will tell you as long as it is not too personal. Only sincere questions will get a response.

t.f.d.s.

You're the ShamWow guy aren't you?  I've had this sneaking suspicion for quite sometime now.

Vince Shlomi Beats up Prostitute

Vince Shlomi is colloquially known as "that creepy guy from the ShamWow commercials" -- you know, those dumb super-absorbent cloths that go for $19.99 plus shipping and handling (if you act now!). He's currently on top of the infomercial world, and enjoying all the perks that come with it, like stays on South Beach and prostitutes.

The Smoking Gun today reveals that in February, Shlomi was arrested after a violent confrontation with a prostitute at the Setai. He met the working girl, Sasha Harris, at a club and took her back to his fancy $750-a-night room around 4 a.m. He offered her $1,000 for sex and proceeded to kiss her on the mouth, but Harris bit down on his tongue and wouldn't let go. So he punched her until she released. Harris was left with lacerations and bruises on her face. Shlomi sustained minor injuries as well. (See mug shots below.)

Earlier this month, prosecutors declined to press charges against either party, and it seemed as if this little PR mess would be cleaned up as easily as any of the spills in his commercials. Unfortunately for Shlomi, the Smoking Gun never misses a chance to report on a wacky arrest.

Quick side note: The police report said the two met at "Luigi's nightclub, located at 2377 Collins." That's actually the address for Louis at the Gansevoort. So now our new name for Louis is Luigi's -- it sounds better. Also, what the hell? Miami Beach Police can't keep their clubs straight.

                                                                                                                         ........................ ...OUTLAW

Do you have a diagnosis for a mental disorder? are you (supposed to be) on any kind of meds?

Exactly how do you qualify as the FDS?

I had a question, but now I'm afraid to ask it....

Are you a long lost relative of Russell trying to reclaim your title from WTBTS?

If the current FDS is *Annointed*, who, of the previous *Annointed* did they take out? 

Here is my theory:  There are only to be 144,000, correct?  So, Jehovah has 144,000 spots to fill.  He has had them picked out forever, one can assume (I know, I know!)  But, he is God and all, so he should have this all figured out.  There should be no changes. 

However, since the new crop of FDS seems to be young, how can they still be alive and kicking when there were people claiming to be of the *Annointed* and of the 144,000 back in 1914?  I have 3 relatives who are of the *Annointed* and they, presumably, are up there, sitting on Jah's right hand, looking down on me typing this. 

Smiling, no doubt. 

So, how does this fuzzy math work?  How does the Generation keep changing and how does the 144,000 keep living and living?  And changing and changing? 

I was afraid to ask, but, SoM, you've made me feel so comfortable.  Thank you. 

FYI, this is a sincere question.  My JW Mom is clueless on this. 

Don't have a boring life - ya got that, Camera Guy?

By their fruits you shall recognize them........and the goats will be placed on his left:

sooner7nc
outlaw
bohm
trueblue
out at last
jwoods

I am a goat for making fun of the sham-wow guy?

well SoM I must be a goat according to you and the Devil inspired Aposatcy of a paedophile condoning publishing company, but luckily not according to our redeemer JC

Whew! I'm not a goat! YAY!!!

Exactly how do you qualify as the FDS? [cant leave]

45“Who really is the faithful and discreet slave whom his master appointed over his domestics, to give them their food at the proper time?46Happy is that slave if his master on arriving finds him doing so.47Truly I say to YOU, He will appoint him over all his belongings.

[The above scripture asks: who really is the slave. This gives way to the questioning of those that claim to be the slave. I am a witness to all that occurs in the heavens and dispense information, or food to those that have been chosen. I have posted here for many years and you could look up all that has been posted. I have also met those that have been chosen in my personal experiences. I am introduced to them by GOD, and HE instructs me as to my reason for meeting them. I have seen what people experience in this world first hand, so I know and am aware of what is being learned by those in the heavens, namely Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles. How can one councel another if they do not know what they experience?]

48“But if ever that evil slave should say in his heart, ‘My master is delaying,’49and should start to beat his fellow slaves and should eat and drink with the confirmed drunkards,50the master of that slave will come on a day that he does not expect and in an hour that he does not know,51and will punish him with the greatest severity and will assign him his part with the hypocrites. There is where weeping and the gnashing of [his] teeth will be.

I was in anticipation of the world coming to its end when I was first chosen. However it was delayed so to speak and all that I have learned comes without warning. This is so I can experience true emotion instead of just reading about it. From GOD's standpoint and those that know, it is not being delayed as the timing of it all is known only by The Father. I have met my fellow slaves and act according to what is necessary for each one, and also have mingled with worldy people. I have been through a literal battle with wicked demons and even the most wicked, satan the devil. Weeping is what we experience out of sorrow for the afflicted, and gnashing of teethe is the anger we experience against the wicked.

I am a true descendant of Abraham out of the tribe of Levi. The seed of Abraham through Ishmael.......I am the True Slave

well SoM I must be a goat according to you and the Devil inspired Aposatcy of a paedophile condoning publishing company, but luckily not according to our redeemer JC

If you act wicked, you are a goat it is written. Being wicked is as simple as bringing ridicule to another person.......a Christian does not act like a wicked person but as a sheep.

t.f.d.s.

Clearly, I'm a sheep. Yup, that moi.

what about exposing the lies and dishonesty of the WTS?

Being wicked is as simple as bringing ridicule to another person

What about bringing ridicule upon yourself?  This is what you and the shamwow guy seem to have done in spades.