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MY CHRISTMAS DAY

    Fredhall MY CHRISTMAS DAY posted Wed, 26 Dec 2001 19:18:00 GMT (12/26/2001) edit




    Post 2205 of 3499
    Since 2/5/2001
    Hey All,

    You guys and girls was probably with your mates or plastic dolls. And you kids was sitting on Saint Nick's lap and pulling his hair off his chest. But this cat was with Jessica Alba.

    Let me tell you what happened during our day together.

    Between 8-11: We were in bed sleeping an cuddling each other for warmth. Suddenly I got up and went on the internet and gave you hell. Then I want outside and take a wiss. I went into the house and clawed our love chair. Believe it or not, she caught me doing it. She got mad and throw a dish at me and I hissed at her and took off for an hour.

    Between 11-2: We ate lunch together and watched "Cat In The Hat" and "Dark Angel". Then we play checkers. Plus, I went into basement and hunted down two mouses for snack. Boy, they were delicious.

    Between 2-5: Jessica went grocery shopping and I got back on the internet for an half hour and clean my litter box. When she got home she pull my tail and rubbed my stomach so my legs can twitch. And I rubbed my tail on her stomach and scratch her back. Then we took a nap together.

    Between 5-11: We watched news together. During the commercial, I went into our family room and sneak 2 gold fishes out of the tank for a little din- din. And Jessica was chasing me all over the house so she can give me a nice cat bath. When she caught me I told her: "Easy on the suds." After my cat bath, we clean the house together and back to bed.

    Boy, what a lovely Christmas Day.

    Fred Hall
    shecky2 Re: MY CHRISTMAS DAY posted Wed, 26 Dec 2001 19:21:00 GMT (12/26/2001) edit



    Post 19 of 101
    Since 11/27/2001
    wierdo:P
    25ashitaka25 Re: MY CHRISTMAS DAY posted Wed, 26 Dec 2001 19:21:00 GMT (12/26/2001) edit




    Post 47 of 166
    Since 11/28/2001
    Sounds like a very merry Christmas. Aye. Alba is something we can both agree on.

    ashi
    ThiChi Re: MY CHRISTMAS DAY posted Wed, 26 Dec 2001 19:46:00 GMT (12/26/2001) edit


    United States California

    Post 16 of 3673
    Since 5/29/2001
    What? No field service? X-mass is the best time to go, so say the Slave..............
    FreeFallin Re: MY CHRISTMAS DAY posted Wed, 26 Dec 2001 21:31:00 GMT (12/26/2001) edit

    United States Pennsylvania

    Post 38 of 558
    Since 9/19/2001
    Hey Freddiecat,

    Sounds like you had a wonderful day! I'm no Jessica Alba, more like Jessica Lange, but if you were my kitty cat, you would have tummy rubs all the time and as much Fancy Feast as you want!

    FF(FeelinFree)
    ozziepost Re: MY CHRISTMAS DAY posted Thu, 27 Dec 2001 10:46:00 GMT (12/27/2001) edit


    Australia New South Wales

    Post 1715 of 15058
    Since 2/5/2001
    Sir Fred,

    You lost ya marbles? Can't find your kitty litter?

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "It's better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."

    Anonymous
    ISP Re: MY CHRISTMAS DAY posted Thu, 27 Dec 2001 20:41:00 GMT (12/27/2001) edit

    United Kingdom England, Greater Manchester

    Post 1436 of 4727
    Since 12/31/2000
    Hey Fred...some evidence of humour there! Congrats!

    Best wishes

    ISP
    unclebruce Re: MY CHRISTMAS DAY posted Thu, 27 Dec 2001 20:52:00 GMT (12/27/2001) edit


    Australia

    Post 922 of 5204
    Since 2/18/2001
    ROTFL!

    Hey, I was reading this all serious like till i saw: "Then we play checkers" .. that cracked me up .. don't know why except i thought my mate Nev and i were the only ones left in the world who still played checkers .. lol .. keep playing sirfred, and you'll be a king cat riding piggy back around this black and white bored.

    glad you had a lovely day, me too, unclebruce
    unclebruce Re: MY CHRISTMAS DAY posted Thu, 27 Dec 2001 20:57:00 GMT (12/27/2001) edit


    Australia

    Post 923 of 5204
    Since 2/18/2001
    Thanx Fred,

    This fluffy post make my day

    unclebruce
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