How was YOUR weekend?

Mine was about getting s/faced on friday, then on saturday taking my 76yrs young gramma to the convention....WITH A HANGOVER!. Well, there was one part at the end of the baptism talk when the brother told the baptism candidates to rise, to my suprise only TWO stood up! ME and gramma looked at each other, she shook her head and said, "Well, that's all I wanted to see, let's get out of here "miho"(her name for me since I was a child). We left when they were walking that "green mile"(lol)To that I complied.

I then took her out for dinner in s.f and for once in a long time we talked like "normal" people. about life, love and faith. I love her dearly, at her age, she has more energy than I do! And as sharp as a K-bar blade. For sunday though, I was stuck in a recording studio listening to bad rappers that couldn't rap their way out of a paper sack. Always the same thing, "money, hoes and clothes."The music was soo bad that my head began to hurt and the wax in my ears began to push their way out in trying to escape. I was able to leave that night to rush home and heal myself with Yagermeister and peppermint schnnapps.

Then I get a phone call from my cousin whom I shall name "deepthroat", she too is starting to fade; ever since me and her had a long talk about borg, but is in the same position as i am. She sounded so pissed off about what she overheard earlier that night. She is tired of "wack dub men and their testicular absent ways." She recanted the dialogue  of two brothers that were sitting with the collective that she was with. This is what they said.

Bro A,"Ya know dude."

Bro B,"Yeah?"

a:"I was talking to bro.@#@$ at the intermission today, and he told me that now that I'm a spiritual man, I should cling to the brothers more and to keep the sisters at arms length."

b,"O RLY?" He chuckles outloud. Unknowing she's hearing this."Aint that the truth!" He then looks at her from the corner of his eye.

B,"Listen; sisters are so desperate for us they will bend frontwards and backwards for us. The thing is they are soooo simple. With their tacky skirts, cheap stockings, and stepford attitude. They are not worth your time. Make them come to YOU, it's funny to me how they hoe themselvs out to attempt to look good."

A," I guess you're right, it does look silly, they should concentrate on the real life>"()

and at that they both laugh together.

My beloved cousin, at this point gets REALLY pissed off. You know when your scalp starts to itch, and you get real hot in the face kind of anger. She could'nt take iot any longer, she had to say something.

You know, that's really funny. No really, that's really funny to me because you two have FINALLY convinced me of one sure thing."

Then she stands up, then they both looked at her while she pushes her glassess up with her middle finger on purpose.

"I could'nt help but to overhear such a disgusting, bigoted statement, and I want to thank you for opening my eyes to see that all you brothers have NO NUTS!"

They loked at each other, grinned and said," Are you a real sister?"

She replied,"More than you can handle." Then walks away head up high, ignoring the collectives pleas to stay for dinner.

I was mad for her too. But ashamed that I used to think that same way years ago

but I'll be by later to her house to make her beef curry extra hot  Her fave!

 

Well, how was YOUR weekend?

 

I made a mistake with this one i thought it didnt go through. how can this thread be closed since i have one w/posts already?