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Iphone 4 S Religious and profound questions answered

    AnonJW posted Fri, 16 Mar 2012 13:36:00 GMT(3/16/2012)

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    I asked:

    Who is Jehovah?

    Answer: That's a topic for another day and another assistant!

    Who is Jesus?

    Answer: I would ask that you address your spiritual questions to someone more qualafied, , ideally a human!

    What is the meaning of life?

    Answer: Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations!

    Should I become a Jehovah's Witness?

    Answer: I cant answer that!

    Are you a Christian?

    Answer: I eschew theological disquisition!

    MeanMrMustard posted Fri, 16 Mar 2012 14:23:00 GMT(3/16/2012)

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    It's alive!

    What does it say if you ask, "Can you pass the Turing Test?"

    MeanMrMustard

    AnonJW posted Fri, 16 Mar 2012 15:23:00 GMT(3/16/2012)

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    "This is about you, not me"!

    Knowsnothing posted Fri, 16 Mar 2012 15:31:00 GMT(3/16/2012)

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    Answer: Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations!

    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb posted Sat, 17 Mar 2012 20:34:00 GMT(3/17/2012)

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    1 - Be nice

    2 - Be healthy

    3 - Be equal

    Why don't witlesses understand these simple points are the point?

    I mean sheesh, even an iPhone gets it!

    breakfast of champions posted Sat, 17 Mar 2012 20:37:00 GMT(3/17/2012)

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    LOL! Very good, MEANMRMUSTARD

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